South park oneshots

Twenny - THE LASAGNE

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Kenny smiled as he pulled up in his driveway.  He had been working since nine o'clock and hadnt seen his little sister since he had left.  Nine hours of manual labour was worth it for even one hour with his favorite person in the world,  and every day he looked forward to coming home and spending time with her.He locked the car,  walking up to the door as he was hit with a familiar smell. A smile spread across his lips as he heard laughter coming from inside,  and he unlocked the door. " Karen the lasagne will burn! " Tweek laughed from the kitchen. Kenny grinned.  Tweek always babysat for him when he was at work,  and they had become very close because of it. He stood in the doorway,  smiling widely as he watched his sauce covered sister chase Tweek around the kitchen.  Suddenly Karen stopped,  noticing her brother and squealed happily,  running up to him. " KENNYYYY!! " She smiled,  burying her face into his coat as he knelt down to hug her.  " Hey kare-bear" He said happily. " We are making your favorite dinner as a surprise! " Karen said proudly.  " That explains the sauce" Kenny chuckled as Karen pulled away,  wiping her face on her sleeve.  " It was tweekys fault! " She pouted,  and Tweek put his hands up in defense,  making Kenny laugh. " Go clean up kit kat,  me and Tweek will get dinner ready for when you're done" He said,  ruffling her hair before walking over to Tweek as Karen sprinted upstairs.  " Was she good today? " Kenny asked,  already knowing the answer. " An angel as always,  you wouldn't even know she was related to you" Tweek laughed,  earning a light punch on his shoulder from Kenny.  " I really appreciate you doing this you know,  Karen really likes you" Kenny smiled as he toon his coat off. He chuckled,  noticing pasta dough on Tweeks cheek." Hold still a sec" He said,  gently wiping it off with his thumb and smirking when he noticed a blush on Tweeks face. " I mean I see why she likes you so much" Kenny grinned. Tweek smiled at Kenny,  and was about to say something before his eyes widened and he grabbed the oven gloves quickly.  " THE LASAGNA" He screeched,  pulling it out of the oven and breathing a sigh of relief when it wasn't burnt to a crisp. Kenny rolled his eyes,  laughing at the blonde. He quickly stopped however when the smell of freshly made pasta,  cheese and sauce hit him,  and he felt drool pooling in his mouth.  " Thats what I thought" Tweek smirked,  putting the dish down as he pulled out three plates. " Have I ever told you how much I love you Tweek" Kenny grinned,  licking his lips at the food.  Tweek blushed slightly,  laughing it off as Kenny came up behind him.  Kenny wrapped his arms around Tweeks waist,  making him jump about a foot.  " GaH! ". " You're adorable" Kenny said happily.  " And you're only saying that because you want more lasagne than everyone else. " Tweek sassed,  smirking as Kenny pretended to be offended.  Kenny heard footsteps racing towards him and smiled, turning around as Karen lept into his arms. " GUESS WHAT ME AND TWEEKY DID TODAY! " She grinned happily as Tweek served up their food.  " WE WENT TO THE PARK AND SAW A DOGGY AND ITS MUMMY LET US PLAY FETCH WITH IT AND THEN WE WENT HOME AND TWEEKY BOUGHT ME AN ICE CREAM AND THEN WE WATCHED TV AND THEN WE PLAYED WITH CRAYONS AND THEN-" Karen spouted excitedly at her brother. Kenny watched Tweek as Karen spoke,  feeling an overwhelming sense of adoration as he listened to how much Karen loved the twitchy idiot. " Yea,  he's  pretty great isn't he" Kenny smiled.  " YEA HES MY SECOND BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! " She replied happily.  "You're my first obviously. " She said,  kissing his cheek as he put her down onto the floor.  " What about mysterion? " Kenny asked her as Tweek got the three of them drinks.  " I like Tweek more than him but shhhh" Karen whispered.  Kenny laughed.  " How about we eat on the sofa today" Kenny said,  looking at the crayons and drawings covering the table. Karen sped into the kitchen excitedly as Kenny shook his head at her enthusiasm. Kenny grabbed a tray from the cupboard for Karen,  taking the smallest plate from Tweek and bringing it to her. Tweek brought in Kennys plate for him along with their drinks.  " Thanks twitchy" Kenny smiled appreciatively as he turned on the TV,  sitting on the sofa next to his sister.  Tweek came in with his own food,  sitting close to Kenny as they started eating.  " Oh my god Tweek this is AMAZING" Kenny mumbled through his mouthful.  " Thank Karen,  it was her idea to put in the tarragon" Tweek smiled,  humming happily when the taste filled his mouth. " MFPH MFFPPMM" Karen agreed.  Kenny raised an eyebrow at her and she swallowed her mouthful.  " Sorry" She apologized for talking with food in her mouth.

After they had finished their food,  Kenny stood up,  taking their plates through.  " Want a coffee Tweekers? " Kenny asked,  clicking the kettle on and opening the coffee jar.  " Shit" He groaned, forgetting that he had run out. Sticking his bottom lip out he trudged into the living room,  flopping his head onto Tweeks lap sadly.  " We out? " Tweek asked him,  stroking his hair instinctively. " You out I mean..  Not we.. " Tweek corrected himself awkwardly " mmhmm" Kenny mumbled. Karen's eyes lit up.  " CAN WE GO TO THE CAFE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" She begged.  Kenny thought for a moment before sitting up.  " You know what,  thats a good idea" He grinned as she lept up to put her shoes on.  " Ill payyyy" Kenny tempted Tweek,  who rolled his eyes and chuckled. " Its coffee Ken,  you really think im gonna turn it down? " " Touché" Kenny replied,  turning the tv off as they got ready to go. " Hold on a second" Kenny said,  racing upstairs as Tweek helped Karen into her coat. " GAH! " Tweek jumped as Kenny pulled a sweater over his head.  He frowned at Kennys smirk. " I didn't want you to be cold" Kenny shrugged,  admiring the pink and blue sweater he had pulled onto his friend. " I look like one of Karens drawings" Tweek stated blankly.   " You look hot" Kenny corrected him,  pretending not to notice the blush that Tweek was trying to hide. " Ok let's go. " The three got into Kennys car,  talking about their days as they drove to the cafe. " Wow look at the moon! " Karen said in awe as they stepped out of the car. Tweek shuddered as the cold air hit him and Kenny pulled him into his side for warmth.  " Thanks" Tweek smiled as they walked towards the cafe. The cafe was mostly empty at this hour,  and the only noise was the subtle jazz playing on the wall speakers and the quiet clatter of a spoon. The three sat down at a table,  and a smiling woman was quick to aproach them.  " Hey there cutie" She smiled at Karen.  " Hello! " She waved back in response,  making Tweek chuckle lightly at her enthusiasm. " Can I have a hot chocolate please? " She asked politely.  " Of course sweetie,  do your dads want anything? " Tweek spluttered at her mistake,  making Kenny smirk.  " No,  Kennys my big brother,  and Tweek is his boyfriend. " Karen corrected,  and it was now Kennys turn to get flustered. " Oh I'm sorry,  would you two like anything? " The woman asked.  " Can I GAH,  have a black coffee please?  Kenny will have a cappuccino. " Tweek ordered for his friend who was too busy scowling at his sister." Coming right up" The woman replied.  As she left,  Tweek and Karen burst out laughing.  " Karen why did you tell her me and Tweek were dating? " Kenny groaned,  embarrassment filling his stomach. " You aren't? " Karen asked curiously.  " But you told me that you lov-" Kenny interrupted her by covering her mouth with his hand.  He was redder than Tweek had ever seen him.  " Uh I Uh well what she meant to say was uh" He spluttered as Tweek raised an eyebrow.  " And Tweek said that he was in love with you too" Karen stated when Kenny had let go of her mouth. The three went silent as Tweeks face heated up. " He what? " Kenny asked. Karen gasped when she realised what she had done. " You didnt tell him yet..." She trailed off. " You love me? " Kenny asked, looking into Tweeks eyes. Tweek bit his lip,  nodding before looking down at his fingers,  picking at plasters nervously.  " Tweek.. " Kenny said softly,  cupping his friends soft hands with his own,  making Tweek look up at him,  meeting his eyes.  " I love you too". Karen squealed excitedly as the pair smiled at eachother.  " AND I LOVE YOU BOTH! " Karen grinned happily,  bouncing in her seat as the boys laughed at her,  still holding hands across the table as Karen wrapped her arms around Kenny who was sitting next to her. Kennys heart felt full as he kissed Tweeks hands softly,  smiling into green eyes and knowing that this would only get better.