By: (Guess who??) AJR
It was funny. Mikey listened to weird ass music. Steven Universe The Movie songs, Never-ending Story sung on Stranger Things, random songs from Teen Titans Go!, and now... This song...
Mikey turned it up as loud as possible. "Guys! Guys! I just found this song!" He laughed. "It's weird as fuck!"
It began.
This hospital's got lots of crying kids
A minute ago, I did not exist
It's nice to fianlly meet my relatives
I bet it's always gonna stay this fun
I bet it's easy staying 'way from drugs
I bet our parents always stay in love
Always stay in love
Raph stared at Mikey incredulously. "Mikey-"
Me, my, oh what a life
So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time
(wow)
Me, my, oh what a life
So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time
So thank you
For coming to my birthday party
I am one minute old today
And everything is going great (oh)
Thank you
For coming to my birthday party
I am one minute old today
And my minute's been going great
And I hope it stays that way
All of the turtles cringed at the words. It was so strange, but the music was good.
I bet this Instagram's a load of fun
It's best to show the best of everyone
I bet it never bites us in the bum
I bet my ignorance is always bliss
Except ignoring pigment in our skin
I bet my country's nice to immigrants
And that's just how it is
Me, my, oh what a life
So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time
(wow)
Me, my, oh what a life
So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time
So thank you
For coming to my birthday party
I am one minute old today
And everything is going great (oh)
Thank you (thank you)
For coming to my birthday party
I am one minute old today
And my minute's been going great
And I hope it stays that way
Heaven, everything is fine
In heaven, everything is fine
You got your good things
I've got mine
"What the-" Raph was shushed by Mikey.
Thank you (thank you)
For coming to my birthday party
I am one minute old today (one minute old today)
And everything is going great (I've got mine) (oh)
Thank you (thank you)
For coming to my birthday party
I am one minute old today (one minute old today)
And my minute's been going great
(And I hope it stays that way)
This hospital's got lots of crying kids
A minute ago, I did not exist
It's nice to finally meet my relatives
I bet I'll never outgrow all my friends
I bet I'll see a female president
Yeah, I can tell this life will be a cinch
And that's just how it is
Raph stared at Mikey. "What the actual fuck was that?"
Mikey laughed hysterically. "I've no idea!" He wheezed.
The others just sat there.
"Can... We listen to it again?" Donnie asked hesitantly.
"See? AJR is the fucking bomb." Mikey smirked and restarted the strange song.
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Raphangelo oneshots
Fanfictie😝 I'm excited to be writing my very own set of oneshots for my boys in tmnt! (Will take suggestions too, my dudes) Literally, okay, if you want more chapters for this baddad, you gotta give me some feedback. I've had 2 suggestions so far... So if y...
