Johnlock Oneshots (Requests are closed)

Halloween

Hello, my demons and angels and whatever else you identify as. I am still open to requests. Also a little known fact. Also known as only known by my friends. I write these during class and when I should be doing homework. And I'm still a straight-A student. Well, not straight. Yall get the picture. I meant for this to be a cautionary tale like don't do what Alice does kay. Kay? Kay. Cool... FANFIC!!!

Johns POV

"Come on Sherlock we promised Greg," I called.

There was a thud and then a groan. I sighed. I knocked on his bedroom door. "I'll get you chocolate," I said softly.

I jumped when the door was thrown open and Sherlock walked out dressed as a pirate. I had gone as the 11th doctor. I blushed a bit. He was wearing a white shirt that was just a bit too revealing for my liking. He walked across the room and grabbed his coat. "Come on John," he said, opening the door and walked out.

I ran out the door, paused, ran back into the flat, grabbed my coat and ran after him. Greg was having a Halloween party. He had invited me and Sherlock. When we arrived we were greeted by Greg. He had on a suit and tie and sunglasses. "Men in Black?" I asked.

He smiled and nodded. "Come on in," he said stepping aside.

It was as you could expect for an adult costume party. Everyone was drinking and half the women were wearing extremely revealing clothes. I saw Anderson kiss another woman. He looked like he had dressed up as Alladin and the women had dressed as Jasmine. I assumed that she was his wife. Mostly because of the rings on their fingers. I saw Sally in a revealing Nurse outfit glaring at them. I turned back to Sherlock, only to see he wasn't there. I panicked for a moment before I caught him leaning against a wall talking to Molly. She was dressed as a plague doctor. She had taken off her mask though. I walked over to both of them. "I do have to admit I'm surprised," Sherlock said.

"What surprised you," I asked.

Molly looked at me and blushed. Sherlock smiled. "Let me guess she helped pick out your custom?" he asked.

She blushed a deeper red. She nodded.  "Didn't want anyone to try anything with me."

Sherlock smiled and looked at me. "Molly and Irene are dating," he said.

I froze. "Isn't she dead?" I gasped.

"No of course not. I saved her. She met Molly when we were confirming her death. Apparently, she has stopped being a dominatrix and settled with Molly." he smiled the whole time.

Molly smiled back then her phone rang. It was the song Lava. Molly blushed again. "That'll be her. Goodbye boys, it was nice seeing you." Molly said as she made her way out of the party.

I looked at Sherlock again. "Are you going to be ok?" I asked.

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"Well, I thought you liked Irene?" I said confused.

He blinked then he started laughing. I loved his laugh. He stopped after a good thirty seconds. He smiled at me, with amusement in his eyes. "John I'm gay," he said.

I froze. He smiled at me then walked away. Leaving me frozen.

I didn't see him for another thirty minutes. It was a terrible thirty minutes. Some people were drunk and hitting on others. Others including me. As much as I liked the attention my mind kept drifting back to a certain consulting detective. Anderson's wife caught her husband and Sally in a closet together. I was the unlucky chap who had to comfort her. Right after I stopped her from killing Sally. After she left I tried to find Sherlock. I wanted to go home. I found him talking to Mycroft. That was surprising. I didn't think Mycroft would be here. Let alone dressed up. He was a vampire. Fitting. Sherlock saw me and smiled. "Hi John," he said.

Surprisingly he was still in a good mood. Both brothers were actually. They were both smiling. Actually, now that I think about it that's terrifying. "What's got the both of you in such a good mood?" I asked.

"Halloween's our favourite holiday," Mycroft said.

"We like deducing people based on costumes," Sherlock said.

I smiled at the two. "Well I'm going home," I said. Sherlock frowned. "Just me, you can stay."

He looked at me. "John please stay. I'll get in trouble without you."

I sighed and nodded. I joined the Holmes brothers on the wall. I laughed at their deductions. Together they were terrifying, pointing out the other's mistakes and adding to deductions. Only ten minutes in and I knew about half the police forces sex lives. Greg came five minutes later and dragged Mycroft away. I looked at Sherlock. He smiled. "They've been together for three months," he said.

I smiled. Another two minutes later and we were ready to go. We got a cab back to 221b. We both collapsed in our respective chairs. "I think you'll be happy to know that Anderson's wife caught him and Sally," I said.

He chuckled. "I know I saw you trying to keep the peace."

"Greg got mad at them. They're suspended from the force. No one wants to work with someone you just saw half-naked. And in the wrong places.'' I shuddered.

Sherlock smiled. "I had fun."

I smiled back at him. We both froze and looked away blushing. "So um Sherl. I uh," I stuttered.

"For someone who has seduced hundreds of women into your bed your terrible at this."

I glared at him. I sighed rolling my eyes. He was smiling again. This was going to go two ways, he would tease me endlessly till I do something. I went with the second way. I grabbed his shirt and pulled him closer. He blushed and looked away. "I'm actually rather good at this," I whispered.

He opened his mouth to say something but I kissed him. The words died in his throat. He started to kiss back. I pulled away. We smiled at each other and kissed again.