Damien: Swallowing piss is pretty gross.
Jake: Watching you take it in the ass is hot.
Damien: *blushes and pushes him* No it isn't!
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Evil Felix: I'm gonna carve your name after Johnny!
Evil Jerry: Why my name?
Evil Felix: I like you.
Evil Jerry: Can I carve it?
Evil Felix: Yes!
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Mel: I'd told you I'd make you my personal fucking toilet. *thrusts deeper into him*
Flaz: *gagged tied up in a bathroom stall*
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Flaz: *wakes up* Oh wow...
Mel: *still asleep*
Flaz: *hugs him tight* Please do that to me~ *snuggles into him*
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Mel: Do you ever get full?
Flaz: What do you mean?
Mel: I mean like when I piss in you. Do you ever get stuffed or full?
Flaz: Yeah and I feel like I'm about to pee myself.
Mel: Which I think is hot.
Flaz: *whines* There is nothing hot about accidentally peeing yourself at a McDonald's restaurant!!
Mel: for me there is.
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Max: Why can't we be like them? *points at Felix and Jerry*
Jamey: We are like that!
Max: *huffs and points again*
Jerry: *runs a knife slowly through his body* Your absolutely beautiful~
Felix: *blushes shuddering a bit* R-really?
Jerry: Absolutely~ I bet your insides are too~
Jamey: Because that's a nightmare relationship.
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Jerry: *bouncing in Felix's lap*
John: We're trying to eat
Felix: I-I am t-too~ *sucks on his nipple*
Jerry: *moans out and runs his hands through his hair*
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Farmer Max: Angelo gave birth!!
Cow Damien: *sleeping with Lucifer*
Farmer Felix: I gave birth!!
Bull Jake: *yawns*
Bull John: *licks Felix's face*
Cow Jerry: *moos and nuzzles up to Max*
Farmer Max: Cutie, but we already have so many kids
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Farmer Felix: Ah ha. What if we like traded our cows?
Farmer Max: ......
Farmer Jamey: we get what we get!!
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I fell asleep writing this XD
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Farmer Felix: Aww! *squishes Cow Jerrys cheeks*
Cow Jerry: *cooes*
Farmer Max: Fuck.
Bull John: *hugs him*
Farmer Jamey: I got my fazzy.
Cow Faz: *hugs his legs happily*
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YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
