Farmer Max: *walking by the stables*
Cow Jerry: *bites his pants and pulls on them*
Farmer Max: *stops and looks at him* Heyy baby boy! *pets him and squishes his face gently*
Cow Jerry: *trills and turns around presenting himself*
Farmer Max: *whines a bit* Baby you know I can't... fuck.. you anymore! *shakes his head*
Cow Jerry: *whines and Moos at him spreading his hole out more*
Farmer Max: *groans and shudders* Fuck! *gets into the stable with him* This is your fault!
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Cow Jerry: *rubbing his stomach happily*
Doctor: Yep! Congrats! That there cow is pregnant!
Farmer Max: Under his breathe: Fuck not again
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Farmer Jamey: Nice going Max.
Farmer Max: Fuck off! Like you don't get Faz pregnant 24/7!
Farmer Jamey: Okay okay! Fine sorry!
Cow Jerry: *snuggling into Max*
Farmer Max: I couldn't help it! He's too fucking sexy and he feels so good around my dick! *kisses his forehead*
Cow Jerry: *licks his cheek and neck cuddling more*
Farmer Felix: True. But it's still kinda bad-
Farmer Max: *clears his throat*
Farmer Felix: *blushes and laughs a bit nervously*
Bull John: *on top of him all satisfied*
Farmer Felix: We're on break.
Farmer Mike: I get my natty pregnant, so I don't know why you're all shitting on Max.
Farmer Max: Thank you!!!
Farmer Jamey: We're just clowning around him with.
Cow Nat: *moos at Mike and chews on his shirt lazily*
Farmer Mike: *pets him* Well that's a relief.
Farmer Max: Only slightly. *kisses Cow Jerry softly*
YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
