Max: All the bitches want me!!
Faz: You only have two.
Coal: I count too!! *tackles Max down*
Faz: Three. Plus I own both those bitches too. *smacks Jerry's ass*
Jerry: *jolts and shudders kissing Faz's cheek*
Max: *whines* Coal!
Coal: *wagging tail*
Jamey: *kisses Faz's cheek giving him iced coffee*
Faz: *purrs happily giving both of them kisses*
Max: I'm losing my two bitches!!

YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-