Zane: *pacing back in forth* Stupid Damien. Ruining my chances for... true love. Or at least a crush! It's his fault for falling in love with me!!
Jake: *raises an eyebrow*
Zane: It's true!! He's too crazy!!
Jake: Sounds like someone I know. *deadpans at him*
Zane: *opens his mouth to yell at him but shuts it*
Jake: Who else has a shrine dedicated for his "crushes"?
Zane: I'm asking satan for help!!
Jake: Damien is Satan's son! He makes people sin.
Zane: So that's why I had an urge to cut of Andy's hair for my scrapbook! *holds it out*
Jake: Yeah... That's why.
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Zane is very crazy, he just hides it well, he also did this with Honey. Made a scrapbook about him and even cut off his hair

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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-