Felix: Go crazy with me.
Jerry: *grabs a knife*
Felix: Crazier!!
Jerry: *grabs a chainsaw*
Felix: CRAZIER!!!!
Jerry: *thinks for a bit before getting out his tentacles*
Felix: Bingo!! Fucking devour me~
Jerry: *smiles*
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Jerry: I just like gore.
Faz: ah.... So is Felix like...
Felix: Look Faz! *takes out his intestines* I'm a magician!!
Faz: *gags and covers his mouth*
Felix: *wears it like a scarf* I think it's a great look on me.
Jerry: *giggles*
Faz: Please turn him back!!! *runs away to the bathroom*
Jerry: *kisses Felix hard*
Felix: *kisses back*
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YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
