Jake: Agh. My bladder feels like it's gonna explode! *walking down the hallway with Damien*
Damien: *laughs* and the bathroom is on the bottom floor!
Jake: *growls at him and sees an empty classroom* Now you're gonna get it. *pulls him into it locking the door and closing the blinds*
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Damien: *drinking Jake's piss*
Jake: *pulls on his hair* That's a fucking good boy.
Teacher: *knocks on the door* Is somebody in there? *gets her keys out*
Jake: *eyes widen*
Damien: *quickly teleports them back to his house*
Teacher: *opens the door just as they teleport out* ... huh.
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Jake: *kisses everywhere on his body* My pretty clever boy~
Zane: *slams open the door* YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE AT SCHOOL!!!!
Jake+Damien: *screams out*
YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
