Jake: Uh Angelo?
Angelo: Call me Mom!!
Jake: Um.. Mom. I have a friend named Jelly! I was wondering if you had a record on her.
Angelo: Has she died?
Jake: no..
Angelo: that's out of my jurisdiction sweetie.
Jake: oh..
Angelo: But you can ask your brother Mel!!
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Mel: Last name?
Jake: oh uh...
Mel: you don't know her last name?
Jake: She never told me!
Mel: Well I have at least.... 12 Jellies.
Jake: She wears a dog costume!
Mel: .... 1 Jelly. *gives him the photo*
Jake: Ah... Wait she's not wearing the dog costume... she also doesn't have any freckles..
Mel: Yeah that's before she wore it.
Jake: but Why?
Tammy: No reason!! *phases through him*
Loren: He can't see us.
Tammy: I know! *take the photo out of his hands*
Jake: *jumps a bit and stares at it*
Mel: *takes it out of Tammy's hands* now then. I don't know the reason. Just ask her.
Jake: Easier said then done.
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-