Max: Mine! *hugs Jerry*
Jerry: Wow! So I'm married to Felix? It's no surprise that you're married to Jamey.
Max: .... Fair.
Switched Max: *hugs Jamey* Mine!
Switched Jamey: *pets his head*
Switched Felix: yep! We fuck eeeeeeevery night. And of course mornings too, at breakfast, after breakfast, in the afternoon, after the afternoon, at lunchtime, after lunchtime, in the evening, after the evening, at dinnertime, after dinnerti-
Switched Jerry: They get it dear.
Switched Felix: But we also go on a ton of dates! *holds his hand*
Felix: wow.
John: It's weird that I'm with coal...
Switched Coal: *cleaning John's hair*
Switched Mike: *sitting in John's lap*
Mike: It's weird that I'm in a threesome.
Nat: Where am I?
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Normal now
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Max: Babe I wanna take you out.
Jamey: ... I'm not your babe.
Max: I was talking to the fake skeleton behind you.
Jamey: Max you meant me.
Max: I'm trying to be funny!!!
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Jamey: Alright. Obviously you need to pay your bill. I kept this hidden, but sooner or later it's going to get out.
Max: Maybe... orrrr *looks at the shredder*
Jamey: No. No I can't do that.
Max: Yes you caaan~
Jamey: Max I won't g-go a-any further t-then that! *stuttering because he noticed Max unzipping his pants*
Max: *smirks at him taking his cock out*
Jamey: Max! T-this is serious! I will n-
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Jamey: *shredding the papers while Max fingers him hard*
Max: Shred them all and you'll get daddy's cock~ *slams the fifth finger in and slowly starts fisting him*
Jamey: *moaning into the pillow loudly, mewling*
Max: What are you?~ *slams his fist in*
Jamey: *muffled speech while biting onto the pillow*
Max: What?~ *thrusts harder wiggling his fingers around*
Jamey: *gasps out moaning louder* I-I'm a- W-whore f-for your cock!!~
Max: *pulls his fist out*
Jamey: *pants*
Max: All the papers gone?
Jamey: *nods*
Max: Good~ *licks his hole before lining up and thrusting in*
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Jerry: you gotta stop using your cock for basically everything.
Max: *gasps* I do not!
Jerry: I want you to stop it with Jamey and actually pay your bill!
Max: Okay okay. I wi- HEY WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?!! *points behind him*
Jerry: *looks behind him*
Max: *tackles him down onto the bed*
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Max: If you don't stop nagging about the bill, *pulls on Jerry's hair and slaps him gently with his Dick* You won't see this again.
Jerry: *starts kissing it* I'll be good! I-I'll stop! *starts licking it*
Max: *runs his fingers through his hair* good boy. Mommy's such a good boy~
Jerry: *keeps kissing and licking it* I-I'm a good boy! *sucks hard on the tip*
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Kinda made Max seem like a bit of a dick. Not my intention! Jamey is playful and Jerry likes pain so it makes sense.
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
