Lucifer: Angelo's pregnant.
Angelo: *shows off his baby belly* Ta-da!!
Damien: Wooooooooooow. That's soooooooooooo wonderful.
Lucifer: Well this is off to a great start.
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Angelo: Look Dami! This is super cute! *puts headphones on his belly* This machine helps you talk to the baby! *taps on the microphone*
Damien: Ooh! Let me say something!
Angelo: Okay! *gives it to him*
Damien: Listen here you little shit!! There are two things that are off limits when you're born! That's my boyfriend and my room!! *drops the mic and runs off*
Angelo: *blinks*
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Jake: *rings the doorbell*
Damien: *from the window* Jakey!!
Jake: *looks up*
Damien: Duck!!
Jake: *eyes widen a bit and ducks down*
Lucifer: *shoots fire at the door, breaking it, and growls* Damnit! I was sure to get him this time.
Jake: *gets up* H-hi s-s-sir. *walks past him a bit terrified*
Damien: Suck it!! *flips him off and gets back inside*
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Not canon, but it's a fun concept to mess with. Lucy just trying his best to at least "hurt" Jake, but Damien is always one step ahead
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
