Honey: Darlin? *walks downstairs*
Zane: *feeding Honey Jr* Yes?
Honey: What's this? *shows him a scrapbook*
Zane: *gasps and tries taking it back* Nothing!!
Honey: *puts it out of his reach* Oh I think it is something, because you see. I love scrapbooks. So I opened it up.
Zane: *stops* You looked inside?
Honey: Babe if you wanted my hair I could've given you some. *opens the book and flips through it* When did you have time to take all of these pictures?
Zane: I-I.... *whines* Stay outta my stuff!!!
Honey: *laughs* There's so many photos of me sleeping!
Zane: Shut up!! You look cute when you're sleeping!! *puts Honey Jr. On the floor on top of a blanket*
Honey Jr: *rolls onto his stomach chewing on his hand*
Honey: Oh what's this? *reads something scribbled on a page* When will he pop the que-
Zane: *slams the book shut* Okay that's enough of that!! You're baby misses his daddy~
Honey: My baby?! *walks over to him cooing*
Honey Jr: *giggles cooing back*
Zane: *runs upstairs holding the book tight*
YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-