Andy: *snuggling into Zane*
Zane: *grooming him*
Damien: Time's up Andy!
Andy: No it's not you liar! *holds onto Zane*
Zane: *patting him on the back hugging him close*
Damien: *huffs* You have 5 more minutes!!
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Zane: *gives Damien cookies*
Damien: *eats them happily*
Honey: Dami.
Zane: it's okay! I can share my special cookies! *smiles*
Damien: You heard him! *stuffs his face*
Zane: *gives him milk*
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Zane: Honey! I want more kids!
Honey: *drops his basket of clothes and stares at him*
Zane: I want more babies! I love my babies, but they won't stay my babies forever! *holds out his phone* I got death threats from a number with all 6's and a death threat from another number that's selling drugs? I mean insurance?
Honey: *continues staring*
Zane: *pokes his cheek*
Honey: Yes!!!
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YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
