John: thank you come again!
Woman: *waves bye leaving*
Felix: *whines* John! *pops his head out from John's office* Are you dooooone yet?!
John: Felix ple- Welcome!! *waves hi at a customer*
Felix: *grumbles and gets out of his office standing beside him*
John: Hello welcome what are you looking for?
Woman 2: *looks him up and down before glancing at Felix*
Felix: *glaring at her intently*
Woman: *frowns a bit* Uh well I just came here for some flower seeds. Uh some strawberry seeds.
John: Yes Ma'm. *turns around looking at the seeds*
Felix: *grabs her by her shirt* Mutters to her: I saw that you bitch. He's taken so you better lay off and never ever come back. You dig? *let's go of her*
Woman 2: *terrified as she slowly walks out of the store*
Felix: *smirks*
John: *turns back* Here they are- Hey where'd she go?
Felix: She left. I saw her look around before seeing like her boyfriend or something.
John: That's weird I didn't hear the bell.
Felix: Oh who knows maybe it's broken. *kicks the bell away from them*
John: huh.
Felix: So Johnny~ *runs his hand up his arm*
John: Mm? *kisses his cheek*
Felix: I'm really horny right n-
Woman 3: *opens the door* Good morning!
John: *turns away from Felix* Ah good morning!
Felix: *pulls on his hair*
~ An hour later ~
Felix: *turns the sign over to closed*
John: Felix it's the middle of the day
Felix: Shut up and ravish me!! *tackles him down*
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YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
