Jamey: *smoking a cigarette*
Max: Another one?
Jamey: Hey I can quit whenever I want too. *tosses the cigarette away* See?
Max: See what?
Jamey: *smoking one* Huh?!
Max: *crosses arms*
Jamey: Ok ok. For reals. *tosses it away*
Max: Okay, but- *points at his hand*
Jamey: *already lit another one* Fuck.
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Jamey: *tapping his fingers against his bed*
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Max: I'm taking away all your cigarettes!!
Jamey: Fine! See if I care!!
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Jamey: *growls digging into his blanket, ripping it*
Jerry: I heard Fabric tearing!~
Jamey: Max took my damn cigarettes!!
Jerry: If anything on earth taught me anything at all is that you can basically smoke anything. Including your hair. Or this plant. *holds up weed* I saw Felix's mom give these to teenagers!
Jamey: .....
Jerry: Or you can drink. *sticks tongue out at him*
Jamey: Drink?
Jerry: Never have beer before?
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That's when he started drinking
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
