Evil au
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Jerry: *sighs happily while feeding Amelio*
Amelio: *chewing on the spoon*
Max: *raises an eyebrow* You okay?
Jerry: Just remembering our first date~
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Max: *rowing a boat* I think I rowed far enough.
Jerry: Okay well this is good enough. *grabs the body bag and dumps it into the lake*
Max: You're so cute when you murder~ *kisses him hard*
Jerry: *kisses back hard holding onto him*
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Max: Oh yeah. That night we went back to a hotel, killed another couple and had sex on their corpses.
Jerry: Best sex of my life~
Carmey: I don't need to know your sex lives. *smashes a window and holds up a gun* You better lower down Amelio. The cops are after me again.
Jerry: Have we taught you nothing about getting caught???
Carmey: *rolls eyes* Getting caught is the fun of it!!
Max: In this family we murder and don't get caught!!
Carmey: I have no freedom!!
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YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Comédie*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
