Jake: You're parents are really loud.
Damien: Yeah they're the loudest in the kingdom.
*Walls start shaking and thumping*
Damien: I think they're trying to make another baby.
Jake: I feel sorry for your mother.
Damien: My Mom likes pain! He's fiiiiiiine.
*A loud shriek comes from the room*
Damien: He's fiiiiine
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Yeah he's fine
YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
