Felix: Why did they come?
Jerry: *looks at Max and Jamey* I don't know!
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Lucifer: To keep you out of trouble, I'm sending Max and Jamey with you.
Jerry: Okay!
Jamey: What?! But it's Saturday!! It's my alone time!!
Lucifer: Is it really alone time if you talk with Max?
Jamey: He's a good listener!!
Lucifer: Just go.
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Jerry: I have no idea! *holds Felix's hand* Let's go inside your house!! I wanna see!
Felix: I don't think my parents would like it if I bring in stray animals.
Jerry: oh... Then you guys stay here!
Jamey: What?! You wanna bring in peasants, but not animals? You sicken me.
Felix: You lowlifes are all the same, blame us just because we're rich.
Max: *whispers in Jamey's ear*
Jamey: Good idea! Fine! Jerry you're on your own!
Jerry: *waves from Felix's window* kay!!
Jamey: What the-
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Lucifer: Why do we have kids again?
Angelo: because you, are horny.
Lucifer: *grumbles* You're right. But I don't know who's the mother of Jerry...
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YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
