Jake: Dami. You know how Zane gets angry about us having sex?
Damien: *giggles* All the time.
Jake: Why don't you come live with me?
Damien: hm... But I really love it here!
Zane: Please move.
Andy: I wake up to your moans every night.
Damien: I love it here!
Jake: I know, but If you came to live with me I'd treat you like the prince that you are. *snuggles into him*
Damien: That's so tempting!! But.... I'll think about it over lunch. *kisses him*
Jake: *kisses back and holds him*
Honey: Our kids grow up so fast.
Zane: What kids?? We don't- Are you talking about these kids??
Honey: Who else would I be talking about?
Zane: *shrugs*
Honey: Let's have a baby!
Zane: *blushes* Fuck no! *Thinks: Aaah!! He wants to have a baby!! With me!! This is so cool!!
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-