Oil: Help help help!
Jamey: Oil!!
Oil: *his head is stuck in the staircase rail thingies*
Jamey: Faz!! Bring me my tools!! *trying to pull oil free*
Faz: Okay!! *runs to their room*
Oil: *starts crying* It hurts daddy! It hurts!!
Jamey: *stops* How do you even get in there?!
Oil: *whimpering* I got cur- cur-is.
Olive: *giggling*
Jamey: *looks at him* did you do this?
Olive: Maybe, but I'm just surprised he actual did it.
Jamey: Stop reading your encyclopedia.
Olive: I need to improve my vocabulary by the time my 1st grade year starts. *goes downstairs*
Jamey: You're in trouble once I get your brother out!!
Faz: *walks back to him with a saw*
Jamey: *puts goggles over Oil* Sit tight honey. *starts sawing the rail off*
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Oil gets stuck in things
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
