Jerry: I'm growing a beard! *shows Max*
Max: *feels it* Stubble. *smiles at him*
Jerry: I know! And it's super itchy! I gotta shave it.
Max: It's cute! *squishes his face*
Jerry: *purrs*
Max: *smiles at him more*
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Wrong Jerry: You're gorgeous~
Wrong Max: *kisses him softly and pulls away* I am?
Wrong Jerry: *kisses him hard and pulls away* Breathtaking~
Wrong Max: *kisses him more* Don't *kiss* lie *kiss* to *kiss* me *kiss*
Wrong Jerry: *pulls away stroking his hair* I would never~ You're so perfect. *kisses him hard and deepens it*
Wrong Max: *wraps arms around him whimpering a bit*
Wrong Jerry: *pulls away kissing his neck* Love of my life.
Wrong Max: *tears up* Why do you love me so? *hugs him tight*
Wrong Jerry: Because you love me for me. I told you many times I love you the minute I laid eyes on you. *kisses everywhere on his face*
Wrong Max: *starts crying* And everytime I question why. *buries his face in his chest*
Wrong Jerry: *strokes his hair rubbing his back* It's okay. It's okay.
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Wrong Max: Where are we going?
Wrong Jerry: I'm gonna rape you in a public bathroom.
Wrong Max: *blushes red* Jerry!!!
Wrong Jerry: Kidding!! *takes off his blindfold*
Wrong Max: *gasps looking at the sea*
Wrong Jerry: Beautiful huh?
Wrong Max: W-well yeah! B-but why are we here?
Wrong Jerry: Because... *gets down on one knee and takes out a little black box*
Wrong Max: *gasps* No.
Wrong Jerry: Max?
Wrong Max: Don't you dare.
Wrong Jerry: Will you marry me? *shows him the ring*
Wrong Max: *starts crying and hugs him tight* W-why me? *cries into his chest and looks at him* Y-yes. I-I will.
Wrong Jerry: *kisses him softly hugging him close*
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Switched Max: Love me!!
Switched Jamey: *flicks his forehead* What do we say?
Switched Max: Fuck you!
Switched Jamey: Ha. I'll be doing the fucking tonight. *smacks his ass* Now say please.
Switched Max: *jolts and crosses arms* Please.
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Switched Faz: We're just here to experiment! Lexi says keep an open mind.
Switched Jerry: *nods*
Switched Jamey: So you invited us for?
Switched Faz: a foursome!! We liked you both the best~
Switched Jerry: And he's here because?
Switched Brody: *waves hi*
Switched Faz: He wants to watch! Also Lexi invited him over!
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YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
