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Succubus Clerk: Name?
Honey: Honey!
Succu! Clerk: Demon?
Honey: Tentacle monster.
Succu! Clerk: Pass- wait a second.
Honey: *stops when he was about to leave*
Succu! Clerk: Human.
Honey: Huh? *looks around him and on his tentacles*
Zane: *attached to his tentacles* Hi.
Honey: *deadpans* Hello.
Succu! Clerk: You can pass. *shoos him*
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Zane: please please please please please! *begging on his knees at him*
Honey: ..... I could destroy you though.
Zane: I-I like pain!
Honey: Once you smell like me I don't know if you can go back to earth.
Zane: I don't care my family sucked dick anyways!!
Honey: um... You'll get behind on your schoolwork!
Zane: I fucking sucked at school and dropped out!
Honey: ... There's no human food!! You could die!!
Zane: I saw a horny demon eating a bag of chips earlier!!
Honey: *sighs* not giving me any reason for you to leave huh?
Zane: Fuck me!
Honey: Alright alright. *surrounds him with tentacles*
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Horny devils!! Succubus, incubus, (maybe the same thing?) and tentacle monsters! There's probably more, but those are the only three I know!
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Short stories 9
Mizah*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
