Oil: So what's the deets Am?
Amelio: Please don't call me that. But what deets?
Olive: He's asking who'd you fuck?
Amelio: No one!! I'm a virgin!!
Oil: Liar!!
Amelio: And how do you know I'm lying?
Olive: these. *shows him a bunch of photos*
Amelio: Son of a bitch- how'd you get these?
Oil: I have my ways.
Olive: I have cameras all over the house, school, my relatives houses.
Oil: Olive's paranoid that one day we're all gonna get infected with a zombie plague.
Olive: *slams his hands down on the table* AND WHO SPARKED THAT PARANOIA?!! *takes a deep breathe and sighs*
Oil: *hiding behind his chair* Haha... right.
Amelio: Okay okay, So I'm not a virgin.
Oil: yeah! I knew it.
Olive: *smiles*
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Olive: Who ate all the bagels?!
Oil: uh oh. *jumps up and runs into his room*
Olive: *hears him and grabs a knife* Oil.
Oil: *holds the door shut*
Olive: I just wanna talk!! *stabs the door*
Oil: *screams*
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Olive: *studying for his tests*
Oil: *bouncing a ball against the wall*
Olive: *eye twitches each time the ball hits the wall*
Oil: *sighs bored* It's sooo boring in here!
Olive: Shut. Up! I'm trying to work.
Oil: But I'm bored!!!
Olive: I'm at my FUCKING limit!!!
Oil: I didn't know you had a limit. *snickers*
Olive: *slams his book closed and swings it at him*
Oil: *screams dodging him*
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Oil likes peeving off Olive
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
