Hobby

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Jerry: *watching Felix draw*

Felix: *hums and shows him the drawing* You like it?

Jerry: Wow! It really does look like me!

Felix: I know~

Jerry: I need a hobby.

Felix: There are multiple.

Jerry: Maybe I could draw like you! But I'm not that good.

Felix: wait- actually,  I thought you played drums?

Jerry: Eh. It got boring after I played like everything on it.

Felix: What about police officer?

Jerry: Maxi won't let me work there remember? I loved the thrill of it, but I can't anymore because I'm too important to him. *crosses arms*

Felix: uh... cooking?

Jerry: don't you dare! I cook everyday and I'm not making that into a hobby!!

Felix: ....Modeling?

Jerry: *thinks about it* ... No. maxi and Coal might get jealous.

Felix: Designer?

Jerry: *deadpans* I made a sweater once. *points to the garbage* It ended up in there.

Felix: yikes. Well uh... constructor?

Jerry: I'll hurt myself.

Felix: singer?

Jerry: There's a reason why I chose drums.

Felix: Foodie?

Jerry: Are you trying to make me fat?!

Felix: sales person?

Jerry: That's a job!

Felix: Uh um.. Gardener?

Jerry: John already does that!!

Felix: Well Fuck Jerry!! What do you want from me?!

Jerry: *whines* I just want a hobby!!

Felix: Basketball player?!

Jerry: I'm short!!

Felix: Fuck it then!!

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