Pop Guy: Jake! My man! *pats his back*
Jake: *visibly confused* H-hi?
Pop Guy: What? I can't say hi to a good friend of mine? The coolest kid in school?
Jake: .... I think you have me confused with someone else.
Pop Guy: Whatever man. See ya after class! *walks out of the lunchroom*
Jake: *eats his lunch still confused*
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Jake: *walking down the hallway*
Pop Girl: *walks in front of him* Jakey!! How are you?!
Jake: *stops* Um.. I'm fine?
Pop Girl: Aw that's good! *pinches his cheek* A cutie like you should always stay this good looking!! *smiles at him walking past him*
Jake: *rubs his cheek even more confused*
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~ At Gym ~
Damien: Oh yeah I know what's happening.
Jake: What is it? *drinks his water*
Damien: Someone recorded us having sex in the boys bathroom.
Jake: *spits it out* What?!!
Damien: Calm down. It's not like they uploaded it, My mommy made sure to stop it and torture the hell out of the kid.
Jake: oh...
Damien: But he'd already shown it around the school. But hey! It's made you popular!!
Jake: I don't want THAT to be the reason I'm popular!!
Damien: It's already been done.
Jake: ....Unless-
Damien: *grabs his face* We can have sex in the boys locker room if you stop thinking right there.
Jake: B-but what if someone is recording us?
Damien: I'll lock them out!
Jake: ..... ok
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Just thinking of ways for Jake to be popular. My second option is a leaked photo of his huge dick ad everyone is in awe
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
