Lucifer: Angelo we're short one child.
Angelo: No we're not. There's Max and Jamey!
Jamey: *flicks mashed potatoes at Max*
Max: *catches them in his mouth*
Lucifer: Where's the small one?
Angelo: Small one? There's no- *gasps dropping his fork* Where's Jerry?!
Max: Who's that?
Jamey: My annoying little brother.
Max: How come I haven't see him?
Jamey: Because We hang out a lot we ignore other people.
Max: Makes sense!
Angelo: Lucy where's my baby?!
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Angelo: I can't believe we lost a child.
Lucifer: You. You lost the child.
Angelo: *punches him* Shut up! *whines* He could be anywhere!!
Lucifer: I hate to admit it, but there's one place we haven't checked. *points to the portal*
Angelo: Oh god. He's not in the mortal realm is he?
Lucifer: I guess there's only one way to find out. *grabs Jamey and Max* You two!! Go find your little brother! *pushes them in*
Jamey: I fucking hate you!!
Max: Wheee!!
Angelo: Lucy!!
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Jerry: *chewing on a squirrel while wandering through the woods*
Felix: *hums swinging on the swing set at his mansion*
Jerry: *spits out the squirrel going up to a huge iron fence* Ooh!
Felix: *hears him and looks at him* who are you?! What are you doing here?! *gets off*
Jerry: Hi!! My name is... Jerry!! ....I think. I like your fence! *points to the iron bars*
Felix: yes. Daddy says it's to keep peasants like you away.
Jerry: What's a ferret?
Felix: I didn't say ferret? I said peasant.
Jerry: What's a peesant?
Felix: Peasant!! It's common folk like you who wear dirty clothing.
Jerry: *looks at his clothing and giggles* My Daddy made this for me! He lives in a big house like this one!
Felix: *walks towards him* No way! My daddy has the biggest mansion in the whole world!
Jerry: nuh uh! My daddy's is way cooler! He has flames and demons!
Felix: *smirks* Yeah right!
Jerry: I swear!
Felix: You call that fucking swearing?
Jerry: My mommy says I can kill the damn. *goes through the fence*
Felix: Hey you can't do that!
Jerry: I'm small enough to fit through!
Felix: Gross! Get out! You're infecting the area! *shoos him*
Jerry: I like you! *holds his hand* I'm gonna be friends with you!
Felix: Ew!! I don't need friends!!
Jerry: Yes you do. You're lonely. Why don't we play on the swings? *drags him over*
Felix: *whines* Let go of me!! Why are you stronger?!
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Max: Wow! *looking around everywhere*
Jamey: Stupid dad, stupid little brother.
Max: So uh what does he look like?
Jamey: Oh he's about... uh... *stops*
Max: *stops too*
Jamey: *trying to remember*
Max: .... Do you seriously not remember?
Jamey: Shut up! *blushes a bit embarrassed and takes out his phone* I'm sure I have a photo of him here somewhere... oh! *shows Max* See?
Max: .... He's a baby in that photo though.
Jamey: Yeah I know. But just take him as a baby and age him ehh to now!
Max: So he's like a toddler or still a child huh?
Jamey: Yep! We just have to picture him in our head.
Max: Gotcha! *picturing a toddler Jerry*
Jamey: Good. *picturing a gravestone embedded with R.I.P Jerry on it* Okay let's continue searching.
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-