Jerry: I think my husband is cheating on his diet. Please help me tv show!
Random guy: Don't worry we'll help you!!
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Max: *eating a tub of pudding*
Jerry: Max!!
Max: *screams hides away behind it*
Jerry: *pulls on his hair pulling him out*
Max: *whines* Babe!!
Random guy: Let him have it! Show your rage and anger!!
Jerry: *smacks the random guy* You guys were no help!! Who knew asking help from a tv show would end so badly? Well I rather have a chubby hubby then a sexy exy!!
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Max: So why did we do all that?
Jerry: I wanted something new in our life. *sips his coffee*
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-