~ Like this happened yesterday in da morning ~
Me: *drawing random shit in my notebook while listening to the Simpsons*
Mom: Hey Evelyn I need to break a twenty. You have change?
Me: Ehhh... *trying to remember* Yeah? I think. *walks over to grab wallet*
Mom: Okay good because I need it for groceries.
Me: *checks wallet and takes out mad stack of cash*
Mom: *looks at it* ...... Why do you have so much money?
Me: Birthday money. *gives her change*
Mom: Oh. Thank you!
~ also ~
Me: You spent your money on ROBUX?!
Little sis: *huffs* I did! So what?!
Me: *shows her my money* You see this mad stack of cash?! You save your money not waste it on Robux!! *laughs*
Little sis: *hits me on the arm*
~ I'm bragging because I have like 200 and something dollars in my wallet with something cents and it's all in cash! ~
YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
