---Basically What Started This Chaos---
Shinobu: Giyuu, can you stop making everyone annoyed.
Giyuu: But I'm doing nothing?
Shinobu: Exactly.
You: *frowned* Ya'll know that's just rude.
Giyuu: Thank you, (Name)-
You: *slaps Giyuu's shoulder* Pay more respect to the man who absorbs our depressed energy you ungrateful children.
*turns to the big man* I'm sorry Giyuu, but everytime I see you suffer I feel happy to know I'm not feeling that way.Shinobu: *wheeze* Relatable.
Giyuu: ...
Kyoujurou: Lmao I have no depressive thoughts, so no thanks.
Muichirou: Preach.
Shinobu: Kudos.
Mitsuri: What is depression?
Obanai: Close your eyes.
Mitsuri: *closed eyes* ahuh?
Obanai: Imagine that "nothing" being your feeling.
Mitsuri: *pouts* I'm sorry - *tears up* I just can't imagine a world without you.
Obanai: *dramatically grabs his shirt* my heart-
Giyuu: I'm surprised you have one-
Sanemi: AT LEAST HE GOT HIS BEATING NOT LIKE YOURS.
You: You guys are so insensitive. *cries* what babies.
Giyuu: You forgot to count yourself-
Sabito: My god, Giyuu, take a hint.
Giyuu: You too?
Sabito: *makes a hashtag sign with his fingers* No regrets.
Uzui: *puts a shade on Sabito* OHHHHHHHH.
Giyuu: why do I exist if I only exist to suffer.
Gyomei: Mood as hell.
---You and the MC Squad Vibin---
Zenitsu: Do you guys think this girl is cute?
*Zenitsu shoves his phone at your visage - only for a picture to illuminate brightly against your eyes and burn them at the sight of green hair pushing her lips in a duck face.*
You: Zenitsu, you always think all girls in the Instagram are cute.
Zenitsu: Because they are???
You: Then what can you say about me?
Zenitsu: Uhm... *visually sweats*
You: *raised a daring eyebrow*
*Zenitsu committed yoink and turns to the man wearing a boar onesie at the chubadai and shoved his phone screen at him.*
*Annoyed emerald eyes diverting their focused from their coloring book for a second.*
Zenitsu: Inosuke do you think this girl is cute?
Inosuke: She breathes? She thot.
Zenitsu: How dare??? *gasped horrendously it's a miracle he's not choking* WHY? HOW? YOU blind? You poor virgin-- YOU???
You: I think Inosuke drinks pussies for dinner--
Zenitsu: I'm not talking to you!!! This is a woman's pride we're talking about!
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pages of attraction [kny x reader|oneshot]
Fanfiction"Pages of Attraction is a collection of short, fluff, lime and lemon, crack or angst inspired stories created for the needs of those who appreciates the simple slice of life contents. This book features the characters of Kimetsu No Yaiba of all gend...