A dare for me and Axel, from
CrazyShake
"hey, gonna tell you I'll give you (Not real but indare) Money, so you can redo the part when it comes to hotel, so then you don't have to do crimes."
Me: Nooooooo but crimes are fun!
Axel: Yeah I agree. Even being chased by the manager was fun.
Me: Well we have to do it. Part of the contract.
Axel: What contract.
Me: *shrugs* *teleports is back in time to the hotel*
Axel: I don't want to do this.
Me: Neither do I. Come on. Let's get it over with.
*small time skip*
Axel: Why are you smiling so wide.
Me: I paid. For. ALL OF THE BEST STUFF HERE THIS IS GONNA BE EVEN BETTER THAN LAST TIME!
Axel: Uh.. like what?
Me: All you can eat dinners, lunches, and breakfasts. Access to the lazy river. The highest class room, still equipped with a video game corner and cake tray, but this time it also has a disco floor and hot-tub. Room service.
Axel: Ok WOW.
Me: Let's go party!!
*at the lazy river*
Axel: I love it I love it omg this is awesome and-
Rich bully: Ugh what are you doing here scrub?
Axel: Um... I paid?
Bully: Yeah right. Get out of my pool.
Axel: This place belongs to everyone here?
Bully: Except you, wimp. Get. Out. Now.
Axel: But I-
Bully: *punches Axel*
Axel: Ow....
Me: *comes out of the building* Ok I have our drinks and-
Me: What. Is. Going. On. Here.
Bully: Mind your own business, mutt.
Me: One. I am a jackal. Two. This IS MY FREAKING BUSINESS now answer me DID YOU PUNCH AXEL?!
Bully: Uh... no...
Axel: Yes he did.
Me: Oh boy here I go killing again.
Bully: What?!
Me: *leaps into water and swims very fast toward bully*
Bully: AAHH! *tries to swim away*
Me: *catches up to the bully and starts to drown him* Die you pathetic mortal!
Axel: Omg JACKIE NO!
Bully: *drowning*
Axel: Jackie no don't kill people!
Me: ....... Fine. But only because it's you who's asking. *stops drowning bully*
Bully: *swims away without another word*
*dinner time*
Me: *eating*
Axel: Jackie this is your third plate of food. You're going to get sick.
Me: Never.
Axel: Jackie I know it's all you can eat but I'm pretty sure you've eaten all that you can.
Me: Nope.
Axel: Ah Good now you're done can we please go upstairs?
Me: I'm not done.
Axel: Don't tell me-
Me: Going back for a fourth plate. Be back in a minute.
Axel: *facepalms*
*in the room late at night*
Me: I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK! HORSE TACK IS ATTACHED!
Axel: HAT IS MATTE BLACK, GOT THE BOOTS THAT BLACK TO MATCH!
Next door neighbor: *muffled* I don't care if you have the highest privileges, stop singing and go too sleep!
Me: *continues to blast music*
Me and Axel: CANT NO BODY TELL ME NOTHIN!! YOU CANT TELL ME NOTHIN!
Neighbor: *muffled screaming*
*in the morning*
Axel: Jackie? Jackie wake up!
Me: *very sleepy* What? How did I get here?
Axel: I was wondering the same thing. Get off of the ceiling fan! I think you had a little too much cake last night.
Me: Is there any left?
Axel: No.
Me: Aww man. *slides off the fan and hits the floor with a thud*
Axel: Are-
Me: I'm fine.
Axel:.... ok. Well we leave today.
Me: noooooo let's just live here.
Axel: We are out the of money.
Me: Oh. Ok. Let's go.
*time skip, back at Magnus's house*
Axel: That was so fun! Right Jackie? Uh... Jackie?
Me: *asleep*
Axel: Of course. Well thanks for the dare. Until next time!
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Rescue Riders Ask Or Dare 2
FanfictionAn ask or dare Rescue Riders addition! Since my first one got really full I decided to make a new one. Enjoy! (And nothing inappropriate please)
