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"Why didn't you tell me how fucking awesome it is to have a girlfriend?" Jay asked his friend Ty Ty as they both walked into his office.
"You obviously just had sex," Ty Ty said as he sat down in front of Jay's desk.
"A girlfriend like everything you need in one person. She's a stylist, a personal pornstar, a hype woman, my biggest fan, a therapist, and a best friend all in one, and all I have to do is be loyal, shower her with love and affection, and listen to her when she talks to me. Why did no one tell me this shit sooner? It's fucking crazy," Jay said as he sat down behind his desk.
"I'm pretty sure that I did tell you this a while back," Ty Ty said.
"No, pretty sure I would've remembered," Jay said.
"Okay, you're the boss," Ty Ty replied.
Ty Ty was one of his closest friends. They had met a few years back when they both lived in New York.
"And this love thing is crazy. It makes everything better. Takes everything to a whole different level. She has me acting out of character all the damn time. Anything that she asks me to do, I do it, no question. Insane, unbelievable," Jay said.
"Yeah, it's usually what guys do when they really love a girl. You've really changed. I never thought I'd see the day," Ty Ty replied.
"You? Shit, me, but I'm cool with it though," Jay continued.
Emory University Atlanta, Georgia 3:30 pm
"Alright class, that'll be all for today. Make sure to have your presentations and essays finished and ready by Monday. You're dismissed. Have a great weekend," Beyoncé's Biology professor said as she dismissed class.
Beyoncé gathered her things as she stood up from her seat.
"You alright, girl?" Beyoncé heard her friend sitting next to her ask.
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