Home For The Holidays

Thirty One

Monday, June 28, 2021
Roc Nation Offices
Atlanta, Georgia
12:30 pm

After Beyoncé left, Jay found himself regretting what he had said to her and kicking her out.

He was pulling out his phone to call her and apologize when Ty Ty walked into his office.

"What's going on? I saw Cassie leave. Then Bey left," Ty asked him.

"What do you do? Stalk who comes in and out of my office? Don't you have something better to do? Like, I don't know, your job," Jay asked him.

"Stop deflecting and tell me what's going on. Meddling in your life is much more interesting than work," Ty told him.

"Speaking of which, thanks for sending Beyoncé up her like you didn't know Cassie was here too," Jay told him sarcastically.

"I'm Team Jayoncé all the way. I don't give a fuck about Cassie and where she is. I set her up, and I'd do it again," Ty said.

Jay chuckled before Ty Ty spoke again.

"So what's going on? Tell me. What was Bey's important news?" Ty Ty asked him.

"She's pregnant," Jay told Ty.

"She is? Congratulations man. That's amazing. I know how much you wanted this. I'm happy for you," Ty said before they dapped.

"Thanks man," Jay replied.

"So why is she gone then? She's pregnant. Shouldn't you two be celebrating? Shouldn't you two be like fucking on your desk or something? Yeah, right about now you two should be making everyone in the building uncomfortable with the sounds of you guys having sex over the intercom," Ty Ty joked.

"Okay. First of all, it was a Saturday. Almost everyone was off anyway. Her hand accidentally hit the intercom button one time for like twenty seconds and you won't let us live it down. Second, everyone who works here has sex. Maybe except for you. It has been a minute since I've seen a girl on your arm," Jay defended before he laughed.

"You're not fucking funny. I don't need a girl on my arm to feel complete. I can't say the same for you," Ty replied.

"So you and Beyoncé are ganging up on me now?" Jay asked him.

"Did she tell you the same thing? She should have. I can't date. I'm too busy fixing your life since you can't do it yourself. But why did she leave? Like I said, shouldn't you guys be happy and celebrating?" Ty asked him.

"She's gone because I told her to leave," Jay told him.

"Oh, that's great. That's just great. I mean, fucking fantastic. The girl you love more than anything tells you that she's pregnant with your child and you tell her to go away. That's smart. You're a genius because that makes perfect sense. See, this is why you need me. You're almost thirty, and you know nothing," Ty said.

"I know it was stupid. She told me that she didn't want to get back together right now. It wasn't what I wanted to hear in the moment, and I just got upset with her," Jay told him.

"You got upset with her? She's carrying your child, and you got upset with her? She should be upset with you. You broke up with her. She had her whole life planned out. Now, she's pregnant, and she's got to rearrange everything about herself and her life to be a mother at eighteen. She's got to balance being a great mother and a good college student. You really think that she wants to add caring girlfriend to the list," Ty told him.