WangXian/YiZhan Oneshots And Short Stories ✔

Silent Treatment

(I had a lot of fun writing this one hope it gives you some laughs 😁)

"Where is it? Where the hell has it gone? Lan Zhan!"

Wei Ying's voice boomed through the apartment and Lan Zhan looked up from his computer screen in the study with a grin. Whatever could be the matter with his boyfriend?

"Lan Zhan!" Wei Ying shouted again.

"What's wrong?" he asked with a frown, walking quickly into the living room.

"I can't find it!" Wei Ying exclaimed as he lay down onto the floor and looked under the couch.

"Can't find what?" he asked with fake confusion.

"The damn  TV remote! I can't find it and I've looked everywhere." Wei Ying said and got up off the couch, looking around dejectedly.

"Are you sure you've looked everywhere?" Lan Zhan asked as he made his way to one of the cupboards and subtly reaching behind it.

"Of course I- wait a minute, Lan Zhan! Where did you put it?" Wei Ying asked as he looked intensely at Lan Zhan and his hand that he was holding suspiciously behind his back.

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Lan Zhan said with an innocent face as he slowly edged towards the door.

"Lan Zhan..."

"Wei Ying."

"Give it to me! Now! Lan Zhan give me the damn TV remote!" 

Wei Ying's screams raged through the house and the loud echo of footsteps thudding around the apartment made a grand noise. The two figures ran through their apartment, jumping over furniture and running through rooms with intense speed. Wei Ying looked wild and Lan Zhan couldn't help laughing loudly.

There was a knock on the door and it opened to reveal Nie Huaisang, who looked concerned at all of the noise. He jumped at the two figures who rushed right past him and reached out to shut the door once more.

"I'll come by another time." he whispered before running away.

Eventually, Lan Zhan ran out of breath and Wei Ying managed to grab onto his back, sending them both sprawling to the floor. Wei Ying grabbed maniacally at the remote that was hiding in Lan Zhan's hand and pulled a it wildly. He ended up pinching Lan Zhan's arm and took the remote before turning the TV on with a triumphant grin whilst getting up and sitting down on the couch.

"It is on." he declared.

A few days passed by as normal. Then, one day, Lan Zhan was looking for his tablet but couldn't find it anywhere. He distinctly remembered leaving it by its charger last night to charge it today, but when he went to grab it this morning it was nowhere to be found. He frowned in confusion and went to find Wei Ying to see if he had used it.

"Wei Ying have you seen my tablet?" he asked his boyfriend who was sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast.

"No. When did you last have it?" he asked as he took a bite of his toast.

"Last night, I remember putting it on the desk. It's so weird..."

"Yes, very strange. Maybe it just sprouted legs and ran away." Wei Ying grinned as he took his empty plate to the sink.

"Wei Ying," Lan Zhan began as he watched Wei Ying's grin, "did you take it?"

"Take it? No, of course not..." he denied as he strolled into the living room, "I took it."

And just like before, chaos erupted. Wei Ying ran behind the couch and Lan Zhan was opposite. It was still for a moment until Lan Zhan decided to jump over the couch and tackle Wei Ying. Ignoring the younger's protests, he carried him into their bedroom and dropped him onto the bed, his body hovering over the older. He placed his hands onto Wei Ying's waist and bent dangerously close so their noses were almost touching.