Lead With The Worst of Me ~ A Treebros Fanfic (ConnorxEvan)

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Evans POV

I hope no one heard that.

"I-Is it my t-turn?" I ask.

"Yep."

"O-Ok umm, C-Connor. Truth or d-dare?"

"Dare," Connor says  nonchalantly, taking a sip of his drink.

Uh, ok what could I dare him? I don't want to say anything weird or like, I don't know, risky.

Think, think, think. Uh... Something simple I guess.

"I d-dare you t-to uh..."

Come on brain think of something. Anything. Just dare him to do something.

How about I dare him to take his shirt off?

Wait what? No we're not doing that. 

"I-I dare y-you to, uh, sing a s-song," I say randomly.

Well that's stupid.

"Come on Acorn don't be a pussy. Dare him to give you a hickey instead," Jared chuckles.

My eyes go wide as the image pops into my head. "JARED NO!" I yell.

"What the fuck Kleinman?" Connor reacts.

Jared just sits with a smug look on his face.

"Ok fine at least give him something interesting to do," he says.

"O-Ok fine! I dare you to deepthroat a banana," I blurt out.

What the fuck where did that come from? Shit.

Connor's face goes red. His eyes widen and he lets out a loud laugh.

Jared bursts into a fit of laughter. "I would pay good money to see that." 

"I would pay good money to avoid seeing that," Zoe retches.

"Well according to the rules of the game, you can't turn down a dare unless the player who issued the dare withdraws it," Alana informs us. "But you're only allowed to withdraw one dare, and then the next is mandatory. And since Evan technically withdrew his first dare..."

"I'll do it," Connor says. 

Wait what?

Jared can't contain himself. 

Connor gets up and walks into the kitchen, turning his head back to shoot me a glance.

A few seconds later he returns with... a banana.

Oh god. 

I must admit, I'm a little excited. 

Not for the reason you might think. 

I just think it would be funny...

Connor sits back in his spot, cross legged, and holds the banana in front of him.

He looks at it reluctantly and I can't help but laugh. 

Connor turns in my direction. "I would not EVER be doing this if I didn't like you so much so I hope you're happy."

Aww.

I giggle.

He slowly peels the banana one strand at a time. 

And there he goes...

Oh. Oh wow. 

He's just really going for it. Oh god. 

Ah. I can't if it's weird or hot.

Actually no it's just weird. It's really weird. But kinda a little bit hot but mostly weird.  

Connor gags. "NOPE! Nope no no no I'm done," he shouts.  

He runs back to the kitchen and slams the banana into the trash can. 

Zoe is staring at the ground, traumatized. "Yep. I'm scarred for life." 

Connor wipes his mouth on his sleeve and comes back to the circle. "NEVER AGAIN!"

Of course, Jared, Alana, and I,  all rolling on the ground laughing. 

"FUCK YOU ALL," he adds.

I can barely breathe. Too much laughter.

Jared opens his mouth but Connor interjects. "Don't you dare say a thing."

"We will never speak of this EVER AGAIN. Ok?" he asks for confirmation.

"Well I don't know about that-" Jared says.

Connor gives Jared a threatening look. "NEVER. AGAIN," he says emphasizing every syllable. "Now moving on."

We look around at each other, some of us holding back laughter, all silent. 

"Jared truth or dare?"

"Truth, I'm not doing any of that gay shit," he answers.

"Uh, J-Jared a-aren't you-" I begin to ask.

He cuts me off. "It's a joke, Acorn."

"O-Ok."

"Whatever, uhh, when's the last time you cried?" Connor asks.

 "Ew, crying's for losers and wimps, I'm too cool to cry," Jared responds. 

"No offense, Evan," he adds.

"Hey!" I object. "T-two days a-ago y-you were crying about s-s-snakes."

"THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS! SHUT UP!"

"Wow you know you're right Jared, you are insanely cool," Connor teases sarcastically.

Jared crosses his arms over his chest. 

I laugh and he shoots me a look. 

"You're not one to talk," Zoe says arching her eyebrow at Connor.

"HEY! Shut the fuck up."

I giggle.

"D-Do you mean C-Connor Murphy i-isn't completely d-dead inside??" I joke, trying to get in on the fun.

"Evan!" he whines.

"You do say that very often," Alana chimes in.

"Yeah, I thought you were supposed to be all tough and scary. Since when did you have feelings?" Jared laughs.

"Since I met Evan and I fell in love with him!" He yells.

The room goes silent.

I blink.

Since he wHAT? 

A/N ~ So sorry that I haven't posted in a while, there's been a lot of stuff going on lately. But I'll try writing more now that most of that's over. Also how does this piece of trash have 1.1k views lmao. Shoutout to @finnie_schnapp for voting on this! 

Stay gay, everybody!

Sincerely, Me