Life As A Motto. Sequel to Bad Things Happen!

What is Happening?!?!

So many things are going on lately. Classes are getting intense. Kids having nightmares over tests. TESTS!
If you chose a hard major, you were in for it. Alexander was the only one who remained calm and collected. Because of his past, he had learned to strive under pressure. Aaron Burr and Thomas Jefferson were jealous.

"How does he do it!" Burr began.

"Do what?" Thomas asked a little annoyed. The two hadn't really made up since the fight at the prom. Jefferson was annoying and stupid, but he still had his beliefs. Burr had none.

"Write like he's running out of time!" Aaron exclaimed.

"Why do you care so much? Him being good at something, which is not surprising since he never shuts up. But it doesn't effect your grades." Thomas glared. "If you studied, maybe you would actually be able to do something for yourself for once."

"What does that mean?"

"Everything you have you were given. You're just upset because you can't be given a good grade without working for it." Thomas stated.

"Why did I even come here? You know what? I think I'm going to talk to my wife about this." Aaron threw his hands up.

"Wife?"

"You didn't hear? Me and Theodosia finally got hitched."

"Huh, yeah, why don't you go talk to her about your tantrum?" Thomas turned around and went back to his work.

Aaron stormed out of the room and went back to his and James Madison's dorm. Alexander came back a few minutes later.

"Ugh, you."

"Hello to you too, Hamilton. Don't shower me with all your kindness at once." Jefferson deadpanned.

"Whatever."

Peggy had been trying to get away from Stephen, but her grandfather kept arranging for them to meet. They were currently having lunch as 'friends'.

"So, do you have a girlfriend yet?" Peggy asked annoyed.

"Well, depends on what you consider a 'girlfriend'." Stephen winked.

"Oh, then you are single."

"Why?"

"Why what?" Peggy stated blankly, then took a bite of her salad.

"Why don't you like me? I'm so in love with you and I changed so much just to be with you. I would go to the moon and back, I would do anything for you. Just name it." Stephen begged.

"I'm dating Laurens. I love him and...."

"Johnny Laurens? Really? The kid who couldn't even protect himself, you think he could protect you?" Stephen complained. "Yeah, I know what happened a few months ago."

"He was kidnapped and you're making a joke about it!" Peggy yelled, earning the attention of everyone in the restaurant. She couldn't care less.

"If he couldn't protect himself, how can he protect you? If anything happened to you, I wouldn't be able to forgive myself." Stephen whimpered. "I care about you. I don't want you to get hurt."

She could tell his words were sincere. They truly were. He wanted her to be his. He loved her truly.

"Stephen. I need to go." Peggy stood up and left. Everyone stared at her as she ran out. Stephen went to the Schuyler Manor after he paid.

"What do you mean she left early?" Mr. Schuyler asked.

"She got all sensitive when I talked about my feelings for her. Then she just stood up and ran out." Stephen explained. "Not to mention, she talked about the little runt the whole time!"

Kitty walked in as soon as they were done speaking.

"Kitty? What are you doing here?" Mr. Schuyler questioned.

"I want to help. He wants Peggy, I want Jack." Kitty snickered.

"Ugh, why would I substitute one granddaughter for another Kitty?" He tilted his head as if what he was implying was obvious.

"It would just be for a little while. I promise I won't marry him or anything. But he is adorable and has a great body."

"What?" Stephen explained. "The kid's a twig!"

"Big deal. Take it as a sign you need to lose a couple pounds." Kitty laughed.

Stephen shrugged and turned to leave. "Call me if you figure something out."

"I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, Kitty. You never could keep a man longer then a week." Mr. Schuyler stated. Kitty put her head down.

Lafayette had been hanging out with Alister. They had hung out alot lately since Alexander had started studying like crazy. He introduced Alister to Mario Kart, but he still wasn't as good as Laf.

"Dang. You're like the best at this." Alister exclaimed after losing to Laf by a whole lap. He sucked.

"Heh, you should see Laurens." Laf chuckled. "Actually, he hasn't played since he got his license. Or at least I don't think so."

"And?"

"I must challenge him!" Lafayette cheered. The only time Laf ever beat Laurens was when they played Rainbow road, or Wario's gold mine. Just cause he would fall off alot. Even then, Laurens was getting better at them.

Lafayette pulled out his phone and texted Laurens.

Lafayette: CHALLENGE!!!
Laurens: What?
Lafayette: Just come to my dorm.
Laurens: Should I be scared after that last text?
Lafayette: Probably. Come anyway.
Laurens: Fine.

Laurens showed up a few minutes later. "You have a TV in your dorm?"

"Come sit down." Lafayette handed him a controller.

"Mario Kart? I dunno man." Laurens said nervously. "I haven't played in awhile."

"Yeah, that's the idea."

After everyone had chosen everything, they were left with...

Lafayette/Bowser

Laurens/Koopa troopa

Alister/Mario

Koopa troopa won.

"Ha! Take that Frenchie!" Laurens exclaimed.

"Gah! Why do you hate me!!!" Lafayette screamed dramatically.

"I don't, but even though I'm the most unlucky person in the world, I will always destroy you at Mario Kart." Laurens joked. "Especially at Coconut Mall." (That's me talking to my sister. The whole thing, from this moment to the end.)

Lafayette threw the remote at Laurens, careful not to actually hurt him. Alister just laughed.

"Do you want me to tell your girlfriend that you act like a five year old when you lose, or do you want to?" Laurens joked.

"I don't need my little brother humiliating me." Lafayette stated. "So I'll do it."

"Little brother? I'm like eight months younger than you." Laurens laughed.

"And a foot shorter."

Laurens gasped dramatically. "I am offended!"

"Is this how your family normally acts?" Alister joked.

"Pretty much."