haikyuu snippets

general info

oh dear lord ferid bathory.

yeah hi.

to make a long fuckin story short, i get bored or inspired to write absolute sin for animated volleyball players.

i honestly don't give a shit if you want to request something or not. i just felt like storing these somewhere for some odd reason.

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if you want me to write something, i just want to establish some very basic ass rules:

1) no akiteru tsukishima, kindaichi, wakunan players, elderly coaches or children.

yeah. no. <3

if you're questioning why akiteru, kindaichi and the wakunan fuckers are there, i hate them all okay cool-

2) no oc characters.

yeah sorry. i just cannot take them seriously. that, and i want to be able to include everyone so that anyone can enjoy.

3) if you deadass want me to write something for some reason, just give me a character and anything else you want.

you can leave requests either in my dm's, on this chapter, or on one of the header chapters. you'll know them when you see them.

prior rules abide by this one too.

you could literally just drop a random ass haikyuu character and a single word and i'll think of something. i like challenges, so literally give me whatever scenario pops into your horny ass mind.

4) there will be some scenarios that i refuse to write.

and yes. i will write au's like omega-verse or hanahaki. throw those at me.

if you want me to write some shit like m!preg or vore, i will actually recommend you to the nearest mental institute.

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now for some things to take into consideration about this bullshit.

×i'm fine with writing ships, not just x reader shit.

×not all of it will be smut, but some of it will be.

×if you want a specific scenario, tell me.

×if you want the reader to be a specific gender, tell me. i will write separate chapters for each gender if they are gendered. maybe.

×i will write gay shit. fucking dare me.

×general information about each chapter will be at the top of their respectful chapter. this includes reader gender, nsfw/trigger warnings, as well as what in the absolute hell inspired me to make something like this.

×if you see yagami yato pet names, no you do not.

×i will write for underrated characters like goshiki, kyotani/mad dog, kunimi, etc. fucking dare me.

×for characters that are more recent to the anime (inarizaki players, sakusa, etc), i can write for them, but i really want to see them in action more so i can get a feel for their character. suggest them anyways, i don't mind.

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×titles for chapters look as follows:

-run ;; kuroo t.
-mine ;; iwaizumi h. / oikawa t.
-wings ;; kageyama t. × hinata s.
-snake ;; daishou s. | f

if they confuse you:

-[title] ;; [character last name] [first name initial]
just one character and a reader with an unspecified gender. y'know, the usual.

-[title] ;; [l/n] [i.] / [additional character(s)]
more than one character plus the reader.

-[title] ;; [shipped character 1] × [char. 2]
y'all been waitin for this one.
character ships. basically, most of the time, gay shit. there is no reader, it's just these gay morons.

-[title] ;; [l/n] [i.] | [reader's gender]
this is for gendered chapters. males display {m}, females display {f} and non-binary/no specific gender lists {n/b}.

on a side note, no chapter will have the same title and character unless it is divided by gender.

that, and any character(s) in it will be named as such, considering that most of the fandom call 90% of characters by their last names anyways.