𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

NO MORE JOKES

[ NO MORE JOKES ]

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"Hoy babae! Good morning!"

"Oh? Napa-chat ka? Sira na naman araw ko."

"Alam ko kasing miss mo'ko eh."

"3 inch pala dictionary ko."

" 'Di ko tanong."

" ..Tapos mukha mo 10 inch. Kapal."

He's Kaiven, ang nag-iisang lalaking close ko dito sa rpw. He's even the first person who welcome me in this world of role player until we became this close.

I was scrolling when my messenger popped, it was him.

"Hoy!" That's just his message. 'Di ba walang kwenta? Tss!

"Istorbo" I replied.

"It's your honor, ghorl."

"ka-chat ko jowa ko. 'Wag kang istorbo"

"Ah, hangin."

"Pakyu!"

"wabyu!"

"Kailangan mo?" I asked him.

"Ikaw."

"I don't need you."

"May chika ako sa'yo. "

"maka 'chika' bakla ka ghorl?"

"Hayop ka, Teffanie!"

"Correction, TAO. Magandang Tao."

"Ampanget mo."

"Oh, 'wag ka papatalo. Mas pangit ka."

"May Kailangan nga kasi ako! Daldal mo!" Wow huh?

"Parang hindi ikaw ah? Oh ano 'yon? Walang libre."

"Look at your notif."

Aba! Ano ako utusan?

"May makakain ba do'n?"

"Osige kung kaya mong kainin 'yon."

"Ano ba 'yon?"

"Tingnan mo nga 'di ba?" Aba, may gana pang magsungit, amp.

"Wow! Makautos ha? Bahala ka d'yan!"

"Tingnan mo nga kasi. "

I didn't reply.

"Nakita mo na?"

Si-neen ko lang. Oh payt me! Hahahah

"Hoy!"

✔Seen

"Babae!"

✔Seen

"Teffanie!"

✔Seen

"Damn! Sorry na!"

"Bakit Parang galit pa 'yong kapitbahay ko do'n?"

"Tss! Sorry na nga. Sorry na. Sorry na."

"Sorry"

"Sorry"

"Sorry"

He flooded me that word. Without him knowing na halos mamatay na 'ko katatawa dito.

"Hahahaha! Hoy, Kaiven. 'Wag mo ng uulitin 'yon. Hindi bagay sa 'yo ang nag so-sorry."

"Tss! Waeyo?"

"Demonyo ka remembrance?"

"Pasalamat ka nga nagpaka-anghel ako para sa 'yo"

Tss! I visit my account again and went directly to my notif—and

"Watdapak! Kaiven!"

"Will you be my baby?"