T.H.E. L.E.G.E.N.D.S. O.F. P.O.T.T.E.R.Z.O.N.E.

Professor Dumbly-Dorr, My Hero

⚠️THIS IS AN AU⚠️(as requested by ChenDror 😂)

Alex's POV
'Sharvee, do we really have to?' I asked her, who was crying her eyes out on the bed. 'Y-yes. I was thinking about Snape not liking me and now, I have to confirm it. He always looks at Destiny like she was, well, HIS DESTINY!' Sharvee screamed.

I sighed. 'Okay, okay fine. But I'm only doing this because I'm your friend, and I probably, maybe, like Snape a little,' she glared at me. 'Fine, bitch. I'll get the Polyjuice Potion.' And with that, she slammed the door and sneaked out into the Potions classroom.

I plopped down on my bed. Was I doing the right thing? Well, Sharvee is actually damn attentive, so she's probably right. But what if he's not even looking at Destiny and Sharvee has it all in her head? But I'm deciding to side with her. She has a point. She's been complaining a lot to me about him not paying attention. Well, if that's the case, she'll be over him in a snap because she's been drifting away from him since he first started doing that.

I got up, and went down to the common room. I lied on the couch for a while, waiting for the sleep to take me over which it never did. Sharvee must've had a lot of difficulty getting the Potion. Either that or she's slow. I waited for about 10 minutes more until she arrived, panting.

I jumped from the couch.
'Got it?'
'Of course,'

I quickly pulled out a napkin from inside my robes and unfolded it to reveal one long, bronze hair. I motioned for Sharvee to pass me the little glass bottle. She handed it out to me and I dropped the hair in the bottle.

(wHerE aM i 😢😢😢😢 -cri-) (in my platonik heart)

The essence was a sickly, bright, Umbridge pink. 'Oh boy,' I said.

Sharvee clapped her hand to her forehead. 'Oh wait! Hufflepuff robes,' she said and immediately produced a pair with a Summoning Charm.

'Right.' I said and pulled the robes over my pajamas. And after that, downed the bottle of Polyjuice Potion.
It tasted horrible, really. Feels like you have been forced to have slippery eels with thick hair down your throat.

I seemed to have been turning inside out painfully for a second but then it stopped. I glanced at Sharvee who looked at me in approval. She took a mirror which was laying on Shreni's bed and showed me my reflection.

I had long bronze hair, grey eyes and tanned skin. I was Destiny Goodwin. And I looked utterly Hufflepuff. I pushed away the mirror and sighed.

'Are you still sure about this?'
'Hell yeah! I still wanna know if Snape likes me or not,' suddenly foxy the awsome and very beautiful appeared (you're welcome) and said, 'Sharvee? You know what would be more awesome? If you, me and Joe would spy on them too,'

Sharvee started to mumble out a reply but Daisy just put her hand over Sharvee's mouth and said, 'You have no choice. Joe's already here,' she said and Joe appeared out of thin air from behind Daisy.

Joe smiled and said, 'Snape is about to get what he deserves,' I smiled too. 'Hell yeah,' my voice came out watery and high-pitched. Ugh. Let's get this over with as quickly as possible.

I run down the staircases and out of the Slytherin common room, not giving a shit about who would see me. Daisy, Joe and Sharvee were thundering after me too. You know what? Maybe we actually could be quieter. I shushed them and mouthed, 'Shut the fuck up. Slow,' they nodded.

We passed Sprout but she had really poor vision so she didn't spot us and went as if she hadn't seen a thing. I was worried about Professor Mcgonagall finding us though. I hoped that we don't get caught.

We get to Snape's quarters fairly quickly since we live close to it. I stood on the front door, and took a deep breath. My heart was pounding but I remained calm. Daisy and Sharvee motioned for me to knock from the other side of the hallway. And I did.

'Who's there?'
My confidence collapsed. I regained my self and said in the most un-shaky voice possible, 'Destiny. Destiny Goodwin,' he opened the door slightly and said, 'Why are you here and what do you want?' And he looked at either side of the hallway.

Daisy, Sharvee and Joe were apparently out of sight as he didn't spot anyone. I let out a breath which I didn't know I was holding.

'Just, just wanted to talk. Can I come in?' He gave a curt nod and fully opened the door. 'Get in.'

Just as I had gone through the door, I felt a slight wiggle in one of my pajama's pockets. I was frozen in terror. Georgie. He was in my pocket. Why why why did I have a fucking Bowtruckle in my pocket?!

I tried to sit down as casually as possible on his bed and said, 'I want to talk,'

He didn't sit down beside me, he just stood in front of me and stared.

'What is it that you want to talk about? Surely not-'

'Sharvee. Her. Do you really like her, or do you like me?'

'How do you know? Also, I don't want to answ-'

'You have to. Either its me, or its her.'

He gulped and fiddled with the button on his collar. 'Well, you.'

I mentally gasped and all of the adoration I had for this dude dropped. I maintained my character though.

'Hug?' I opened my arms for him, hoping, hoping that he'd say no.

'Kiss.' I froze again and prayed that Sharvee, Joe and Daisy were listening to this.

I closed in as slowly as possible to make sure that I didn't have to kiss him. Were the three of them gonna burst in or not? I was about six inches away from his face...no Daisy, Sharvee or Joe.

He pulled me in for a kiss. I heard a BAM and a 'Take this, you cheating peice of shit!' And I ducked just in time as a curse flew past my left ear and hit Snape. The person who'd cursed Snape was Daisy. No surprise there.

I also saw Sharvee come near us, pull me gently to the side and she then punched Snapey Boi in the face, hard. Ouch.

'We're done. If you think you can explain, shut the fuck up. Destin- I mean, Alex? Let's get Snape to Dumbles. Get up, bitch.'

Snape frowned. 'Alex?'

I rolled my eyes. 'No, Mcgonagall. Get up!'

-

'So yeah, now I want Snape to be punished.' I said to Dumbledore, explaining everything. Then Dumbledore glared at Snape. 'He does. You're not sacked, but yeah, no dessert and imma go ahead and cut 20 galleons from your salary. Go be free, bitch.'

Snape hung his head and walked out the door. Sharvee smiled. 'Thanks, Professor D. Your help is appreciated.'

Professor Dumbledore conjured five goblets from thin air and all of us raised it and laughed, Leonardo DiCaprio style.

After all the laughter had subsided, Dumbledore smiled and said, 'Well, I think you should get to sleep. Its late and we don't want to miss out on the amazing breakfast tomorrow, do we? Off you go, chop chop.' He said and opened the door for all of us.

'Well, that was quite an adventure,' Joe said, smirking.

'Yep. And Snape is a bitch,' Daisy growled at his thought, and kicked Mrs. Norris as she was passing by.

'Daisy! Anyways, we all have to sleep like right now or we'll look dead.' Sharvee grumbled.

'Well to be fair, we are dead,' I laughed. 'But we should definitely get some sleep,'

Everyone nodded and we headed back to the comfortable dorms which were waiting for us.