DABISY POEV
'RON YOU FUCKING HOE' i shouted at ron while he smooched lavender and hermi at the same time 'BE NICE TO WON WON' suddenly she was passed out because fist
me wakeys up
':(' i get out of my pile of cushions, blankets and atleast 5 cats- i mean bed and go up to the kitchens to find chen, kaylee and shovel (since floopy (dobbys bitch cousin) was crushed by a sheep they've spent their free time stealing food from the kitchens (owo backstory i must be the best writer evr)
'heeey guyyz' i say as i dramatically enter thine kitchen with my cape waving in the magical wind 'HEY' sais kaylee 'hi' ses chin 'hEeEeY bEsTiE' sas le shoveel 'YA LIKE JAZ-' i get interrupted by chen (gasp) 'EAGLES? YES I DO SPEAKING OF WHICH~'
16 hours later
'and thats why the ravenclaw emblem is an eagle and not a raven' 'BRAVO' 'AMAZING' 'TRULY FABULOUS MY DUDE' (guess who said what >3•) 'OMG THE WEDDING ITS STARTING IN 10 MINUTES' i said checking dumbledaddy's watch 'gasp' say everyone as they grab their shit and began running to the room of requirement 'now what do you think you're doing' said filch assholely 'fuck you its our wedding day' say me and kaylee at the same time 'omg telepathy' shovel says ':00000' says everyones faces 'AND WE'RE HERE' says me as i wave my wand to change into a pastel rainbow top hat, bow tie, cape and thigh high sneakers (dont ask how that works cuz idk) 'im already wearing my wedding clothes' says kaylee 'yEaH yeAh' chen and shovel magically change into there outfits (chen in a pink barbie suit that he had to wear or he wouldn't be able to attend and shovel in a summer dress) 'do i have to wear thi-' 'yes shut up' i say as i push open the door and a metal remix of the wedding song plays
5 minutes of walking down a very long Isle and then shouting at sidra to do the wedding thing or chen will have to do it later
'do you kayleejade accept thetrueparafox as your bride' says sidra 'YES' 'thetrueparafox do you accept kaylee as your bride' 'oBvOsWe' 'You're now wives you can kiss' *SmOoCh*
'that was fun' i say as i stuff my face with cake 'yep also your outfit is cool' said river (gasp) 'thanks! did you like the sacrifice?' 'I DID' it was kaylee running over with shovel 'oMg mY WiFe' 'oMg mY WiFe' 'OmG mY bEsT FwEnD' oMg mY bEsT fWeNd' this continues as more people come over to the food table.
the end~ of this chapter lol
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