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I Start To Question My Existence

Sharvee's POV

I open my eyes, not really feeling fully rested but still having enough sleep to get through the day. Ah, the nightmares of partying and how it wrecks your body. I give a good stretch, flexing my...claws?

I direct my attention to look at my two fuzzy paws instead of the ceiling, which were previously my hands, and start to freak out. I jump and hiss at the sight and almost fall out of my bed. Did someone transfigure me into a fucking cat?

I try to stand up to catch a good look at myself in the mirror, but I try to do it on two legs and fabulously fall on the floor, having retained my mediocre human instincts. Oh boy, this is gonna take a while. But something I did manage to catch was that I had green eyes, and a large white patch on my forehead. I have black fur all over except for the patch. I felt extremely angry about the white patch. Why could I not be a perfect black cat?

Well, someone's gonna pay. I try to remember what happened. Someone had surely seen me out of the Gryffindor dorms, and into the Slytherin common room and my dormitory and then transfigured me.

But who?

I already had somewhat of a headache from all the Firewhiskey I had last night so I just push the thought in the back of my head; I can catch the person later when I'm a human again. I try to unconsciously stand up again and try to put my hair in a bun, and then I realise that I can precisely do neither because none of them were present at the moment. It felt vulnerable almost, really.

I sneak out the door which someone had the audacity of leaving unlocked, and roll down the narrow stairs like a potato because why not? It's not like I could fit there on normal occasions and you might as well look at it like a fun little adventure which isn't what it was like even a little bit. Being a cat doesn't sound so good anymore. Like I literally want to know how Professor McG does it.

But on another note, where the actual fuck am I supposed to go and see who? From the coldness and the darkness which was slowly getting lighter, I could only assume it was dawn. And I don't want to even wake up my friends, I hate hungover people. Especially when I'm a cat.

Being the smartass and dumbass that I am, I decide to go to Snape's headquarters. You know, just to annoy him. Probably even Miss Maya next because annoying people is just *chef's kiss* especially when they don't know who you are.

I happily sprint towards his headquarters just to find that the door had an Imperturbable charm on it. Him being a dumbass, would certainly ignore my meows or would just open the door, stare at me, and go back to sleep. I also didn't have my wand with me either. It would have been a terrible miracle if I were transfigured into a panther or a tiger by the person who did this. I wouldn't even be angry.

I sigh as humanely as possible. This leaves Miss Maya. Or Professor Maya? Ew, I literally would never call her that after spending most of muggle high school calling Miss Maya or even MAdAmE which was weird if you didn't know that it was an inside joke.

I go up a few flights of stairs and find her headquarters. It did not have an Imperturbable Charm on it.

I scoff, or rather make a sound similar to it. Amatuer. Does she want students charming her way into her quarters? I was just about to open the door, or rather scratch on it, when I feel someone picking me up.