T.H.E. L.E.G.E.N.D.S. O.F. P.O.T.T.E.R.Z.O.N.E.

Snape Really Did Deserve That Slap.

✨warning y'all: if you can't handle cringe or even secondhand embarrassment, SKIP THE CHAPTER.✨

Maybe I can died admit of laughing from writing this chapter, just a little.

Sharvee's POV

I collected all my stuff and shoved it hastily into my bag. I couldn't see Daisy, Alex or even Shreni anywhere. Also why did Snape call a meeting like, right now? And that too in the common room? With the school stuff? It was confusing, but I went downstairs anyways.

I found all of the seventh years sitting on the couches in their pajamas and shit but having quills and parchment with them. I hastily squeezed in between Shreni and Chen, while Daisy was sitting diagonally of me in an armchair. She looked at me quizzically. I shrugged back to indicate that I didn't know why we were here either. She sighed in frustration.

I glanced at Shreni and Chen. 'Y'all know what the fuck is going on?' Chen shook his head. 'Not really,'

I looked at Shreni. 'You?' She looked at me in a strange way. 'Not really. But I caught Snape muttering how be hoped that you wouldn't be here,' I frowned. 'Really? Well, that's something to think about. Anyways, why are we in the CR instead of a classroom?' She sighed. 'Do you think I know? Also stop asking so many questions, its tiresome.' I grimaced. 'Ouch, okay.'

I picked up my bag and opened it and took out a roll of parchment and some colour changing ink. A special occasion to finally use the holographic ink that I've been itching to open for days? Probably.

I saw Snape watching me from the other side of the room, and he was looking paler than usual. But seriously, what was up? I then carefully acted as if I didn't see him seeing me and UnCoNSciOuSlY wrapped my arm around Chen's. He seemed to break out of his daze. He jumped up from the chair he was sitting on while everyone settled down, and walked towards us.

'Okay everyone, sit straight. Today-' he cleared his throat, '-we're going to talk about something different than magic. Biology,' I stiffened and I felt Chen stiffen too. I quietly tapped 'you know what this means?' On the back of his hand in Morse Code. He tapped back an answer. 'Yes and I'm dying inside'

I saw Snape looking at us and I pretended that I didn't notice him again, and placed my other arm on Chen's hand. I silently tapped out an apology to him. He squeezed my hand in a reassuring way. I saw Daisy looking at me like, 'TF?' and I did a 'tell you afterwards' face. She silently laughed and shook her head as if to say, 'you're going to be the ruin of everyone'.

I heard Snape fake cough to get our attention and I flinched a little. With a hint of a smirk, he continued. 'So yes. As you might have a vague idea about the topic we're discussing. Anyone?'

I purposefully played dumb and did not raise my hand. I looked at him with an innocent face and said, 'I'm sorry what? Can you explain?'

Because, making Snape regret that he ever signed up for this talk was highly amusing.

I heard Dreko shouting from the the other couch while I was in an intense starting contest with Snape. 'Don't you know, Vee? He's talking about the reproductive system,' I glared at him. 'Thank you, Sherlock. Also don't call me that,' he rolled his eyes. 'Fine, VEE.' I abruptly took out my wand out of my pajamas, stood, and said, 'Say that again?' And he melted back into the couch between Alex and George.

'Okay, so as um, Dreko said, the reproductive system. So, who here um, has a basic uh, idea?' He grimaced at his own words and I felt his eyes on me. I kept looking at Daisy.

Then I heard him say, 'Sharvee, please, can you go to the Gryffindor common room? Take Daisy and Chen and Shreni with you if you want. Here- I'll give you a note to give Professor McGee.'

I huffed and finally looked at him. 'Fine. Daisy, Chen, Shreni, y'all mind getting your butts off of the couches?' They moved, though with groans and complains. 'We don't have time, move!' Snape snapped. I glared at him at he quickly became silent.

He wants to boss us around, after him wanting us to move out of the CR? Not gonna happen.

'The note?' I said and put my hand out to him. Snape sighed and took out his wand from the sleeve of his robe. He waved and a note appeared. He grabbed it out of the air and handed it to me.

'Here. And thanks,' he whispered the last part to me. 'Fuck you,' I whispered back and rolled my eyes at him. 'Let's go, guys.'

Part two coming out soon! :D
Shovel out *mic drop* (I'd lost motivation halfway through, but I still managed to finish. Also also, this may or may not be the continuation of the AU :)