T.H.E. L.E.G.E.N.D.S. O.F. P.O.T.T.E.R.Z.O.N.E.

My Life Fucked Itself Up Because That's What It Does Best

Sharvee's POV

'When the fuck is this class gonna be over?' Daisy groaned. 'I know right? This has got to be the worst day ever. Fresh start of the year? Sure, but a DADA Professor? Huge nope. I wonder what Dumbledore is up to? He was smiling when he mentioned that "there will not be a DADA Professor, atleast temporarily!" and I'm honestly scared of what the dude's brewing.' I pulled the timetable out of my bag. 'Its DADA next! We're probably gonna sit it out,'

'Fuck!' I accidentally had dropped my timetable. I bent down to pick it up, qnd saw Dumbledore coming into the History Of Magic classroom.

'Professor? What's you doing here, my dude?' I thought. I'd apparently said it aloud because everyone was looking at me.

He just smiled at me and replied with, 'Oh, I just had to make an announcement!' I frowned. 'Weird, but okay.'

Dumbledore reached Professor Binns' desk, and Professor Binns, who hadn't noticed him, droned on and Dumbledore, tired of him, just cut over him.

'HELLO STUDENTS! I JUST WANTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT YOU HAVE A NEW DADA PROFESSOR, SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TO SIT IT OUT TODAY. I HOPE YOU LIKE HER, SHE'S AMAZING!'

I turned to Saksham and Kaylee who were sitting behind me. 'How much do you wanna bet that she's gonna try to kill someone?' He laughed. 'Let's not count the chicks before they hatch. Anyways, let's go, its getting late.'

Kaylee rolled her eyes at Binns. 'Well, if she doesn't kill us, this shithead sure will.' Daisy nodded in agreement. 'TrUe mY FrIeNd. Its not gonna be long before that actually happens.'

I got up. 'The curiosity is really getting to me. Let's go,'

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Me, Kaylee, Daisy and Saksham had gotten out of the classroom early so we managed to stay ahead of the crowd. I hastily entered and managed to sit on the desk in front of the teacher. Saksham joined me, and Daisy and Kaylee were sitting behind us. I drummed my fingers on the bench. 'Why is she taking so lon-' I turned to look back midway and froze.

I'm really starting to question my alternate reality.

I saw Miss Maya, bursting into the classroom, with a huge smirk on her face.

A number of emotions ran through my mind. Shock at her for not revealing this sooner, horror, a hint of happiness and confusion. 

The woman I was so horrified to see was none other than the one who taught me in my muggle school.

She was really pretty, with arrogant brown eyes, a smirk which couldn't have been wiped off her face in a million years. She had black hair which was she wore in a middle part and were waist-length, and she...still wore a saree? The plain traditional ones, not the designer ones everyone normally wore. I was even more confused at this.

I frantically tried to bury my face in my hands, and all of this happened while Saksham was wheezing silently beside me. Frustrated, I abandoned my attempt at hiding myself and stuffed his head in his bag. He laughed again like nothing had happened.

While all of this was happening, I forgot about Miss Maya and found her standing behind the desk. Typical. And instead of hiding my face as I was doing a moment ago, I glared at her.

'Do you know how ironic this is?' I said, ignoring the confused looks I was receiving and Saksham, Daisy and Kaylee breathing heavily, trying not to laugh.

'I had no idea,' she leaned in closer. 'Hey look, I can explain but not in front of the whole class. Oh, and also don't look like you've been completely honest.' I scoffed. 'Sure.' I whispered back at her. She just gave me her look which said, 'not now'.

She turned to the rest of the class. 'Hello. Everyone knows me as Miss Maya and I'm gonna be your new DADA teacher.'
(big bitch 69 waz here) (fuck you, daisy)

I smirked. 'Let's see if you last, for like even a year.'

I heard Daisy laugh behind me, which she turned into a cough.

'The same could be said for you.' She retorted.

The class must have honestly been confused as heck by this time, because they didn't know why this lady and I knew each other. 'Oh and, I want to see y'all after class.'

I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPLOADING MUCH THIS WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN ;-;