"oh daddy dweku i wuv you" says me to daddy draco "SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO BULLY YOU BECAUSE I HAVE A MEAN DADDY" he says crying while i draw uwu on his face "well that was fun bye fuckface" i say getting on my magic carpet and flying off while showing him the almighty middle finger lmao.
suddenly (why do i feel like this is said alot in this book 😂) while flying out to the grounds i see big kay and shovelington talking about something by a tree so i sneak above them and suddenly (oh damn) i fucking grab them and throw them onto the carpet and fly up all while shouting "A WHOOOOLE NEW WORLDDDD" "I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK" shouted shovel trying to sound angry while holding back laughter "A WHOLE NEW WOOOORLD" shouts kaylee with me" when all of a sudden (oop) the whomping willow comes out of seemingly nothing and hits me off the carpet.
i open my eyes in the hospital wing with my arm in a cast "what the fuck" i say quietly looking up at a clock that said it was 5am "finally you're awake" it was mad p "yeah... what happened to my arm i thought fixing broken bones was easy" "broken bones BROKEN BONES ms fox you abliterated your arm and both your legs" "shiiiiit... and its mrs fox now mad p" "if you can call me 'mad p' i can ignore your stupid child marriage goodbye" she says walking back to her office.
*le next morning*
i wake up to shovel slapping me and shouting "ARE YOU FUCKING DEAD" "AH oh its you hAi" "SHE LIVESSS" says shovel when kaylee enters "YOU'RE AWAKE" she says "RIGHT THAT REMINDS ME COME OVER HERE I GOT SOME tEa tO sPiLl" "oOoO" Kaylee runs over "SPILL" says shovel "okay so mad p called me and kaylee's marriage A STUPID CHILD MARRIAGE" Kaylee and shovel gasp loudly "IKR" "STOP SHOUTING SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO WORK" said mad p from her office "oh shit i just remembered-" said Shovel and got something out of a bag "once we landed to see if you was ok.... the tree kinda... tore your favourite magic carpet to shreds" "WHAT" i shout "DID YOU TRY TO FIX IT" "yes but its a highly magical object and repairo isn't my specialty" i make a face like this -> ;-; "we must have a memorial" i say standing up and running to my dormitory.
"come on i know i have some pictures here" i open an old backpack "AHA GOTCHA" say pulling out a picture of my magic carpet that is definitely not a stock image
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