*DAISY POV*
'and thats the meaning of life' i shouted in papi's ear 'AHH MISS FOX WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE' said dumbledaddy 'exploring'
*flashback to yesterday mornin*
'good boi squiddy' i said to the giant squid as i feed it ice cream 'good boi' i pet him on the tentacle 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww' it was dear old daddy draco i sigh 'fuck off draco or I'll break your legs again' i say boredly 'no you wont you filthy little mudblood' 'im a halfblood and yes, yes i will' suddenly im in the ravenclaw common room 'how tf- ok time to burn jerald' 'hEy dAdDy' said jerald i pour gasoline on him and he sets on fire 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD WHY WHAT DID I DO I WAS A GOOD PERSON AHHHHHHHHH MY DICK IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEE' i blow a kill- i mean kiss and suddenly im in the whompping wiillow 'WOWIE IT APPEARS I HAVE A KEWL NEW POWERRRRRRR' i go flying out of the tree and suddenly im next to shovel 'WTF DAISY HOW DID YOU GET THERE' 'i have a kool power now' 'ok' suddenly im in dumbledaddy's office
where he has fallen asleep on the floor 'OMG HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN' i sob 'HE FOUND MY COCAINE' i walk over to the desk where my cocaine is 'oh no wait thats just flower-' 'never mind dumbles' i pat him on the head
*present*'yeah thats basically how it went dooooooown' im suddenly in the kitchens 'holy shitaroni. the elves have my alcohol' i snap some elf neck and ballet dance back to the slytherin common room to stab draco (that hoe) 'bitch asses' the wall opens
'HOLY FUCK MALFUCK you're still ugly :/' 'EWWW ITS THE DISGUSTING MUDBL-' he gags on his own blood as i stab him with a chainsaw
'life is swell today my pal' suddenly im in the hufflepuff common room with tnt 'oooo boom boom' explosions explosions etcthis chapter was written by foxy
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