T.H.E. L.E.G.E.N.D.S. O.F. P.O.T.T.E.R.Z.O.N.E.

the power

*DAISY POV*

'and thats the meaning of life' i shouted in papi's ear 'AHH MISS FOX WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE' said dumbledaddy 'exploring'

     *flashback to yesterday mornin*

'good boi squiddy' i said to the giant squid as i feed it ice cream 'good boi' i pet him on the tentacle 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww' it was dear old daddy draco i sigh 'fuck off draco or I'll break your legs again' i say boredly 'no you wont you filthy little mudblood' 'im a halfblood and yes, yes i will' suddenly im in the ravenclaw common room 'how tf- ok time to burn jerald' 'hEy dAdDy' said jerald i pour gasoline on him and he sets on fire 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD WHY WHAT DID I DO I WAS A GOOD PERSON AHHHHHHHHH MY DICK IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEE' i blow a kill- i mean kiss and suddenly im in the whompping wiillow 'WOWIE IT APPEARS I HAVE A KEWL NEW POWERRRRRRR' i go flying out of the tree and suddenly im next to shovel 'WTF DAISY HOW DID YOU GET THERE' 'i have a kool power now' 'ok' suddenly im in dumbledaddy's office
where he has fallen asleep on the floor 'OMG HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN' i sob 'HE FOUND MY COCAINE' i walk over to the desk where my cocaine is 'oh no wait thats just flower-' 'never mind dumbles' i pat him on the head
   
                        *present*

'yeah thats basically how it went dooooooown' im suddenly in the kitchens 'holy shitaroni. the elves have my alcohol' i snap some elf neck and ballet dance back to the slytherin common room to stab draco (that hoe) 'bitch asses' the wall opens
'HOLY FUCK MALFUCK you're still ugly :/' 'EWWW ITS THE DISGUSTING MUDBL-' he gags on his own blood as i stab him with a chainsaw
'life is swell today my pal' suddenly im in the hufflepuff common room with tnt 'oooo boom boom' explosions explosions etc

this chapter was written by foxy
hope you enjoyed :3