T.H.E. L.E.G.E.N.D.S. O.F. P.O.T.T.E.R.Z.O.N.E.

Simon Gets What He Fucking Deserves

Sharvee's POV

'What do you mean, memory lane?' Joe asked me. 'Well, I have a lot of stories to tell, we've literallyu never sat down like this in a while now. And I, have a LOT of storytelling to do,' I said with satisfaction. 'Well that's true,' said Adi. 'Have you ever been to Muggle school? I know this is random but I was thinking about attending it,' Asked Chen. 'Why yes I have. It was fun,' I said. 'I attend what the Muggles call 'Summer School', which is like normal school, but it has more activities, I guess. Well anyways, its hella fun. Have any of you attended it?' I asked.

'Yes. My school wasn't as fun as you had described yours, I was so fed up with the so-called 'teachers' that I taped one up at the end of it with the help of other muggle kids,' Alex said while laughing. 'You did what?' Zara shrieked, appalled. Everyone else was laughing their head off. 'Oh wait! I forgot to tell you, I have made a book which has all of our photos in it from the past years. Wait I'll go get it from my dorm,' Nirh said, and she ran back into her dorm. 'I bet they're cringey,' said Daisy. 'How do you expect to not be? We were stupid back then,' Chen said. 'Hey remember the time in last year when we tried to set up Jen and Joe? It was a disaster,' I said. Joe grimaced at the memory.

'Eyy I'm back!' Yelled Nirh as she trampled down the stairs. 'You're gonna fall down the stairs with that kind of confidence, Nirh!' I laughed.
She pouted at me. 'Don't jinx it!' This made me laugh more. She pulled out the book from a satchel. 'Okay, so here's the book. I am sorry, but I've taken a lot of photos in here without people's consent,' she said ruefully. 'I knew a few things, but I have never leaked anything, I swear!' She said, her face suddenly looking solemn.

'But now, we are gonna spill the tea,' I joined in with Nirh, smirking. 'Oh yes, I can't wait to see people's deepest secrets!' Daisy said, while rubbing her hands in anticipation.
'But wait, why did you spy on us? Not like we were a secret organisation or something,' said Chen. 'I just thought that you won't allow anyone else except the people from your friends' group to sit with you, a lot of people do that, honestly. But I was wrong, you guys are awesome!' Said Nirh. 'Okay, enough talk. Show us the book!' Said Alex. Nirh handed it over to me and said, 'I'd like it if you opened it,' I took the book. I opened the book, and-

The book started from our third year? Oh yeah, I'd forgotten that Nirh was originally from Durmstrang. She came here in our third year and had adapted here pretty well, if I say so myself. The pictures in the book were mixed. I could see myself here and there, but I wasn't the main person. The first picture was of Joe and Jen. They were both holding hands and grinning at each other. It was taken on beside the Black Lake.

'Aaah! Is that me?' Joe asked. 'Yup. You and Jen looked pretty good Joe, not gonna lie,' I smirked. 'Shut up, Snape!' Joe said defiantly. 'I- okay I was not expecting that, but okay,' I mumbled. Well, that was embarrassing. I hastitly turned back to the book and flipped the page.

It was me, sitting on the stairs with puffy red eyes, and a blanket. And there was Chen and Daisy there too, trying to cheer me up. I clearly still wasn't amused. 'Oh wait, I remember the story behind this one. You had just realised that your current boyfriend was toxic to everyone else lmao. Then you, Daisy and Chen had punched him.' Said Zara.
'I remember that quite well.' She said.
'Good memories based on bad things stick in my head for forever,' she snickered. 'Hey but what actually happened after that? Like how did you and Snape get together?' Nirh asked, perplexed. 'I thought you had a crush on Snape since you were here?'
I shook my head. 'No, no. Its a long story,' I said. 'Well, can we hear it?'
'I literally said that its long,'
'We have the night to ourselves? I thought that was apparent.' Said Joe.

'Okay, then. Well, there was a ball coming up, and me and this guy, Simon (I can't believe I liked him, such a dumbass he was), had liked each other for a long time. Both of us liked each other, but none of us really confessed. Even though I liked him, I was like really awkward around him, and you know that feeling where you want to be near someone but don't wanna be near them at the same time? Yeah, that happened. So before I could ask him out or something, or even before I was ready, Jen set me up with him. We went to Hogsmeade; and we went into The Three Broomsticks. This was where he asked me out because we were getting along quite well (I was stupid, okay?) And my stupid self said yes.

'So anyways, I went to the Ball, and had little good time. Even though he was good to me, he wasn't good with other people. He would scream at Chen for looking at me. He slapped Jake for complimenting my dress. Ya know, one of those controlling freaks. I knew what was happening, and I had to break it up with him fast. I mean, he was super sweet to me, bringing chocolates and stuff and books and whatnot, but he was controlling as FUCK. He wouldn't let me wear shorts or wear tank tops and that shit. So what we did was make him remember to not control anyone in the future. I was wearing a tank top and some shorts when we both decided to meet on the grounds. Daisy made sure that it was around the time that teachers were outside and patrolling the grounds. And Chen was trailing Snape. I met Simon on the grounds, and he being his usual controlling self started yelling at me to not wear these type of clothes. And Chen and Daisy made sure Snape was within our vicinity,' I explained. 'And then you probably know what happened,' I laughed.

Now that I come to think of it, I remember the story quite well. It was a boring day, with no one on the grounds and the teachers being irritated so they snapped at everyone. I made sure everyone was irritated. I had pulled off a prank which turned the Gryffindors' robes into Ravenclaws' robes, the Ravenclaws' robes into Hufflepuffs', the Slytherins' into Gryffindors' and the Hufflepuffs' robes into Slytherins' and also made them smell like peanut butter. The whole day was so confusing, it was h i l a r i o u s as shit. The teachers were like, '10 points from Hufflepuff! I mean, Ravenclaw! I mean- I DON'T CARE JUST GET OUT OF HERE MISS FOX' The Ravenclaws obviously suggested switching robes, but they were somehow stuck to everyone's bodies except but suspiciously not us. (wink wink)

So everyone was in a temper but we didn't change robes because it would add to the suspicion. I was still happy because I didn't have sticky skin and most certainly did not smell like peanut butter.

OKAY SO HERE'S THE DEAL. I have been frustrated with this part for like FOREVER so I'm gonna have a part two which will come out after several parts. This goddamn part is the reason the book was almost discontinued and it feels like I haven't posted a part in an ETERNITY. So I'll have a short part (or two if I feel good) out in a day or two to compensate. You deserve it, motherfuckers. Hope you didn't sleep while reading this and if you did, that's your problem.

Shovel out *mic drop*