"wake up you disgusting bag of flesh and bones" said some random asshole I've never spoken to while i was trying to sleep in class "fuck you" i groaned holding up my middle finger in the voices general direction "well I'm hunter and I'm head boy so you should do as i say" he replied defiantly as i get up "thank-" he started before receiving a punch in the face and a stinging charm "MISS FOX!!! THATS DETENTION" yelled professor m
*in detention*
"welcome back my liege" said Kaylee wearing a paper crown with "queen of detention" written on it "why thank you your majesty" i bowed and she put a crown on my head too "cringe" we both said at the same time "TELEPATHY" "TELEP-" "shut up and sit down" t'was prof m "fine" i walk back to my chair.
"you're gonna be writing lines today-" "what are we gonna write-" "if you interrupt me how am i supposed to tell you" interrupted prof m "hypocrite" mutters kaylee "-so get your quills out" she continued
*after detention*
"finally its over" i say to kaylee walking out of the classroom "i know right i had to write 'i must not call professor hagrid a dickhead' 5000 times" "d-" "WOSSUP BITCHES" interrupted shovel who had just appeared behind us holding what looked like a peppa pig printed box "is that-" "if you're about to say a new magic carpet then yes" "i was gonna say fire whiskey but thats better" i said taking the box and ripping it to shreds and revealing (picture below)
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"its so beautiful I'm gonna die-" i said quietly "GET ON WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY LA-" "oh no you're not" it was hunter "not you again you little prick" "yes me again and I'm hear to tell you that leaving school premises is against school rules and that magic carpets are against the law so you better hand that thing over before i report you to Dumbledore" said quickly "engorgio" said shovel pointing her wand at hunter and getting on the magic carpet "omg" said Kaylee getting on the magic carpet too "TO DISNEY LAND TO FIND THE FROZEN HEAD OF WALT DISNEY" i shout standing up and pointing my wand forwards as we smash through the wall.
i hope you enjoyed the chapter I'm trying out a different writing style but don't worry it was written by me 😘 now vote or BuRn tO dEaTh pAiNfUlLy
