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getting high on unicorn horn and breaking into honey dukes

DAISY POV

'trulalalalalala' i said as i skiped around the castle high on ground unicorn horn when suddenly percy "shit face" weasley appeared out of seemingly nowhere and said 'fox I've heard that you've been smuggling ground unic-' 'SHUT THE FUCK UP WEASLE BOY LET ME ENJOY MYSELF AS A BEING ABOVE THE LAW' he said nothing as i summoned my magic carpet and flew up to the ceiling to paint decapitated pOtTaHs
'fOoOx i WiSh fOr a tEmpOrArY tRuCe iN eXcHanGe fOr sOmE uNi PoWdEr' said malfoys voice from beneath me 'very well malfuck but it'll cost you triple' 'YIPPEE I FINALLY HAVE A REASON FOR PEOPLE TO BELIEVE MY FATHER ABUSES ME' 'ok malfuck' i say as i throw down some unipowder 'accio 200 of malfucks galleons' i grab them and fly over to the whomping wiillow to meet shovel in the shrieking shack.

*five minutes later*

'yo' says me 'sup' 'got your invisibility cloak?' 'yup got your invisibility cape' 'indeedy' 'then lets rob honey dukes' 'yippee' shovel puts on her cape and gets on my magic carpet 'TO HONEY DUKES' i shout while putting my invis cape on 'TO HONEY DUKES' shouts shovel.

*outside honey dukes*

we land invisibly outside honey dukes and sneak in with a crowd of first years 'daisy where are you' shovel whispers 'here' 'okay lets go' we move quietly down to the sweet cave- i mean seller (thats a basement for you AmErIcAnS and other people who say basement-) 'accio carpet' i say taking off my cape 'OOOOO THERES HONEY WORMS' (i just made those up but i wanna eat them ._.) 'owo also shh'
'right we're robbing honey dukes not buying sweets' she says picking up a box of honey worms shrinking them and putting them on the carpet 'ooo smart idea' 'well i am a Slytherclaw' 'very true' i pick up a box of blood lollies, shrink them and put them on the carpet 'OKAY LETS GO' i put on my cape and get on the carpet 'INDEED' says shovel putting her cloak on and getting on the carpet 'AWAY WE GO' i say as we smash through the floor and roof and fly back to hogwarts.

this story was obviously by me, daisy uwu hope you likey also sorry its short im not a very good writer and didn't know what else to add 😅 so as always thanks for and support and bubye