T.H.E. L.E.G.E.N.D.S. O.F. P.O.T.T.E.R.Z.O.N.E.

when a foxy tries to write

~Daisy's POV BiTcHeS~

I fly into Snapadoodles' class on a highly illegal magic carpet.
'WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MISS FOX?!'
'I know it was a dramatic entrance but you don't need to get hard over an enchanted carpet,'
-everyone laughed silently- 'I- no- just sit down Miss Fox!'
I take a seat next to Kaylee (a Gryffindor and also mY WiFe) and Shovel (a Slytherin and my bestie westie) 'Today we will be making......' he trails off as a very drunk Dumbledore comes running into the room wearing nothing but a sock (in a very naughty place 😏) and a gay pride flag  'DiCkS oUt fOr hAm-RaM-bEe' 'Albus I'm trying to teach my cla-' 'FuCk cLaSs dInG dOnG oH lOoK iTs tHe bElL bE fReE mY cHiLdReN'

Everyone leaves except me, Shovel, Chen and Kaylee who are all rolling on the floor in hysterical laughter.  'EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY CLASS ROOM' we all get up and go to get our bags when
'Everyone... except Sharvee.' She stood up, but was hesitant about leaving. I had also noticed that she'd started wearing more black. I mean, she did wear black before, but now she was a total goth and I loved it. She also had some black stuff (which she called kajal, I guess) in her waterline and it enhanced her almond eyes.
'ooooooooooooo'
'Shut up,' Said Shovel. 'Go on. I want to have a word,' she said. I went outside, even though I knew that she didn't wanna have just a word. She had kissed Snape about a week ago, confessed her feelings, and boom. She had a boyfriend. She was different now. Me, Chen and Kaylee stopped outside the door for her. I couldn't help but eavesdrop.

        'I love you,' she said and then kissing sounds could be faintly heard through the wood 'ooooooooo' I said 'Sounds juicy'

'Yup.' it was Draco Malfoy, a snooty little cunt that had appeared behind me. I turned around to face him and 'AHHHHHH MUMMY! I DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS YOU DONT HURT ME IM INOCCENT' 'Thats what I thought, BiTch!' I said as he ran away crying. tHeN sUdDeNlY Chen pulls out his massive huge wet... "ITS AN EAGLE NOT A RAVEN" poster (bitch you thought) 'Ew why are they wet?'  said (I've honestly forgotten whether this story was past tense or present tense iTs fIvE aM oK) Kaylee. 'Yeah that's kinda weird' I said. 'Do you bathe with them....?' 'MAYBE I DO MAYBE I DONT' Said Chen as he plastered the posters over the dungeon walls. Sharvee came back from the classroom straightening her shirt (biiitch) and re-tying her hair into a ponytail. aNd tHeN sUdDeNlY i summon my magic time travel laptop and we all watch Rick and Morty season five.

this chapter was obviously written by me, @foxypthebarbiequeen to me for writing this wUnDafOl chapter in one sitting at 5am 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 pEaCe.
Ps.- Shovel can you please fix the grammar I don't have the mental capability at that moment.
P. P. S.- I've fixed it. :)