T.H.E. L.E.G.E.N.D.S. O.F. P.O.T.T.E.R.Z.O.N.E.

OMAGAH

*the worst person ever aka foxy pov*

this is a gravity falls crossover chapter ENJOY!!!

"THE SKY IS RAINING AND THE BIRDS AND SLEEPING WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT" i shout at a tree in the middle of the forbidden forest "its cold why are we here again" SAYS SHOVELUS WET-LY (mind out the gutter asshole) "we're here because my wife spontaneously combusted and we need to sell madam p's soul to papa santa" i say cheerily "you mean satan right?" "no? i mean santa hes in charge of dead people after his brother caught him having his beard polished by satans favourite hoe" "mk... LETS DO THIS" she yells as i pull out a shiny book "sHhHh you'll wake up madam p" "oh so its ok when you shou- what was that" shovel starts before being cut off by a howl "i dunno but just in case" i pull out mY TrUsTy MaGiC cArPeT and me and shovel hop on and float up a bit so nothing beneath us can turn us into irl furries "AHA I FOUND IT- i mean aha i found it" i say quietly "yay" says shovel as i mutter a spell under my breath jUsT tHeN bill cypher appears "hey there what can i do ya with" he says while floating in front of me "where's shov-" i Begin before getting interrupted by bill "that doesn't matter right now" he says while casually making it go from night to day to back again "i um ok- i expected santa who tf are you" "bills the name everythings my game" "cool can you bring my wife back from the dead" "sure can pal" he laughs then holds out his hand. i shake it and suddenly I'm laying on my magic carpet being shaken by shovel "WAKE UP WTF- oh thank fuck i thought you died" "not dead but- WAIT IS THAT KAYLEE" i shout looking down on the ground to see a very confused kaylee standing there.

TO BE CONTINUED (sorry its short i don't have much inspiration lol)